Behind the Candelabra

Liberace: You know what? I have a great idea. Why don't you come work for me? Scott: As what? Liberace: Well, you can be my secretary. Scott: I don't type. Liberace: Hell, Scott. I can pay people to type. I need a companion, a bodyguard, someone to keep people off my back. Someone I can talk to, the way we talked tonight. You can be my right hand man. You can take care of the animals. Please, say yes, Scott.

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Liberace: Now, Jack. I want to talk to you about doing some surgery on Scott here. Scott: What? Dr. Jack Startz: Fine. What would you like me to do as Scott? Liberace: [holds up a portrait of himself] I want you to make Scott look like this. Can you do that? Dr. Jack Startz: Oh, I see. Oh, yes. I think I can do what you want. He's gonna need a nose job and I'm going to have to restructure his cheek bones and his chin with silicone implants, but its not impossible. But first, we gotta slim him down. I have a terrific diet, the California diet, guaranteed loss fifteen pounds in four weeks.

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