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Wreck-It Ralph: [first words, narrating] My name's Ralph, and I'm a bad guy. [a bulldozer moves Ralph’s stump into a brick pile dump] Uh, let's see, I'm nine feet tall, I weigh 643 pounds, got a little bit of a temper on me. 8-bit Ralph: [as he comes out of his stump and sees where his stump has been moved] HEY! You moved my stump! [angrily screams as a construction crew quickly builds an apartment. A group of small happy people named The Nicelanders move into the apartment.] Wreck-It Ralph: My passion bubbles very near the surface, I guess, not gonna lie. [Ralph angrily walks next to the apartment] Anywho, what else? Uh, I'm a wrecker. I wreck things, professionally. 8-bit Ralph: I'M GONNA WRECK IT! Wreck-It Ralph: [narrating as his 8-bit self wreaks the building] I mean, I'm very good at what I do. Probably the best I know. The thing is, fixing is the name of the game. Literally. Fix-It Felix Jr. Wreck-It Ralph: When Felix does a good job, he gets a medal. But are there medals for wr

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Felix: How about we just eat the cake? Gene: Hang on, Felix needs to be on the roof because he's about to get his medal! Wreck-It Ralph: Well, then, how about we just take that medal and give it to Ralph for once. Would that be the end of the world Gene? Gene: Now you're just being ridiculous, only good guys win medals And you sir are no good guy! Wreck-It Ralph: I could be a good guy if I wanted to and I could win a medal. Gene: Uh-huh. And when you do, come and talk to us. Wreck-It Ralph: And then would you finally let me be on top of the cake with you guys?! Gene: If you won a medal, we'd let you live up here in the penthouse, but it will never happen because you're just the bad guy who wrecks the building. Wreck-It Ralph: No, I'm not. Gene: Yes, you are. Wreck-It Ralph: No, I'M NOT!!!! [angrily smashes the cake and everyone gasps] Gene: Yes, you are. Wreck-It Ralph: Alright, Gene. You know what? I'm gonna win a medal. Oh, I am gonna win a medal! The shiniest medal this place has ev

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Ralph: [looking into the lost and found crate] Okay, let's see what we got here. [a cockroach lands on his hand] Shoo! Shoo! Go on, get out of here. [flicks it off, finds a Super Mushroom] Mushroom. No. [puts it back, finds a Metal Gear Solid exclamation point] What is this? No. [he tosses it, and finds Zangief's underwear] Oh come on, Zangief! Gross. [he drops it back in] What am I doing? Ralph: Hey, excuse you! Markowski: [mumbling, shell-shocked] We are humanity's last hope. Our mission? Destroy all Cy-Bugs. We are humanity's last hope. Ralph: [stands and looks at him, curious] Uh... You okay there, space cadet? Markowski: [traumatized] WE’VE ONLY BEEN PLUGGED IN A WEEK, AND EVERY DAY IT’S "CLIMB THE BUILDING, THEN FIGHT BUGS, CLIMB THE BUILDING, FIGHT MORE BUGS!!!" Ralph: Yeah, yeah. Right. Look. Easy on the overalls, spaceman. It's tough all over, all right? Markowski: And all for what, a lousy medal?! Ralph: [realizes] Medal? You win a medal? Markowski: Yeah, Medal of Heroes. Ral

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Moppet Girl: Mr. Litwak! Litwak: What's the trouble, sweetheart? Moppet Girl: The game's busted. Litwak: Oh, boy! Looks like the game's gone cuckoo, like my nana. Sorry, sweetie. Here's your quarter back. Moppet Girl: But what about the game? Litwak: I'll have someone look at it tomorrow, but if he can't fix it, it might be time to put ol’ Ralph and Felix out to pasture. Like my nana. Gene: Ladies and gentlemen, we're out of order. Mary: Sweet mercy! Without Ralph, we're doomed!

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Vanellope von Schweetz: What are you looking at? Wreck-It Ralph: You're welcome, you rotten little thief. Vanellope von Schweetz: I'm not a thief. I just borrowed your stupid coin. I was gonna give it back to you as soon as I won the race. Wreck-It Ralph: It's not a coin! It's a medal! Vanellope von Schweetz: Coin, medal, whatever! Just go back to your own dumb game and win another one. Wreck-It Ralph: I can't. I didn't win it in my game. I won it in Hero's Duty. Vanellope von Schweetz: Hero's Duty? [burst out laughing] Wreck-It Ralph: Leave me alone. Vanellope von Schweetz: Look, you want that medal, right? And I wanna race. So, here's what I'm thinkin': You help me get a new kart—a real kart—and I'll win the race and get you back your medal! Wreck-It Ralph: You want me to help you? Vanellope von Schweetz: All you gotta do is break something for me. C'mon, what do you say, friend? [extends her hand] Wreck-It Ralph: We are not friends. Vanellope von Schweetz: Aw, c'mon, pal! You son-of

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King Candy: [arrives in his car] Hello! Wreck-It Ralph: YOU!! King Candy: [desperately trying to placate Wreck-It-Ralph] Now, now, I come alone, unarmed. Wreck-It Ralph: [angry and hurling a jawbreaker at King Candy] I've had ENOUGH of you, pillowpants! King Candy: [dodging the jawbreaker and begging for mercy] Please, calm down, please, just.. look.. Wreck-It Ralph: [lividly] I'M GONNA BEAT THE FILLING OUTTA YOU!!! King Candy: AHHH!! [immediately dons a pair of glasses] You wouldn't hit a guy with glasses, would you? [Ralph yanks the glasses off and breaks them over Candy's head] AHHH! You hit a guy with glasses. That's... that's... well-played. [Wreck-It Ralph GRABS King Candy by his lapels] AAAHHH!! Wreck-It Ralph: [threateningly] What do you want, Candy? King Candy: Listen...I..I...just want to talk to you! Wreck-It Ralph: I'm not interested in anything you have to say. King Candy: Well, how about this...are you interested... [produces Hero's Duty medal] in this? Wreck-It Ralph: [s

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Vanellope von Schweetz: I'm back! Did you miss me? Wreck-It Ralph: Yeah. Uh... Hey, can we talk for a second? Vanellope von Schweetz: Wait. First, kneel down. Wreck-It Ralph: What? No, we really... Vanellope von Schweetz: Will you just do it? Wreck-It Ralph: Okay. Vanellope von Schweetz: Now, close your eyes. Wreck-It Ralph: Vanellope... Vanellope von Schweetz: Shush! Close them! [He shuts them. She ties something around his neck] Vanellope von Schweetz: Okay. Open them up. Wreck-It Ralph: "To Stinkbrain." Gee, thanks. Vanellope von Schweetz: Turn it over. Vanellope von Schweetz: I made it for you. Just in case we don't win. Not that I think there's even a remote chance we're not going to win. Wreck-It Ralph: Thanks, kid. Listen... Vanellope von Schweetz: Now rise, my royal chump. I've got a date with destiny. [Ralph doesn't move] Ralph, come on. Move your molasses. Wreck-It Ralph: Um... I've been thinking. Vanellope von Schweetz: That's dangerous. Wreck-It Ralph: Who cares about this

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Wreck-It Ralph: Hello? Anybody home? Felix? Mary? Gene: [as he's pouring his martini at the bar] Well. You actually went and did it. Wreck-It Ralph: Gene? Where is everybody? Gene: They're gone. After Felix went to find you, and then didn't come back, everyone panicked and abandoned ship. [places an olive on a toothpick into his martini] Wreck-It Ralph: But... But I'm here now. Gene: It's too late, Ralph. Litwak's pulling our plug in the morning. [Starts drinking his martini. Ralph heads to the balcony and opens the door. He gasps at the paper saying "OUT OF ORDER" hung over the game console.] Gene: But, never let it be said I’m not a man of my word. The place is yours, Ralph. Enjoy. [tosses the key to Ralph, grabs the suitcase and heads for the door] Wreck-It Ralph: Gene, wait! [Gene stops walking] Listen, this is not what I wanted. Gene: [turns to Ralph] Well, what did you want, Ralph? Wreck-It Ralph: I don't know, I just... I was just tired of living alone in the garbage! Gene: Well

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Fix-It Felix Jr.: Hello?! Hello?! Somebody, anybody. Please, let me out! [shakes the bar, loosening it] Oh. What's he say, what's he say? [pulls out his golden hammer, in Ralph's voice] "I'm gonna wreck it!" [pounds it on the bar, but it makes them thicker and stronger] Oh. Why do I fix everything I touch?! [sits down, sobbing] Wreck-It Ralph: BAM!!! [bursts through the wall of Felix's jail cell] Felix! Fix-It Felix Jr.: Ralph! [jumps up; hugs Ralph] I'm so glad to see you! [lets him go] Wait. No, I'm not. What do you have to say for yourself? Wreck-It Ralph: I— Fix-It Felix Jr.: Wait, I don't want to hear it. I'm NOT talking to you! Wreck-It Ralph: Okay. Don't talk. That's fine. [dumps out a can full of the broken Candy Kart] But you have to fix this go-kart for me, pronto. Fix-It Felix Jr.: I don't have to do boo! Forgive my potty mouth. I'm just so, so cross with you! Do you have any idea what you've put me through?! I ran higgledy-piggledy all over creation looking for you. I almos

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Felix: Is that...? Ralph: (shocked) No way! Vanellope: What the-?! Who are you?! Turbo: I'm Turbo, the greatest racer ever! AND I DID NOT REPROGRAM THIS WORLD TO LET YOU AND THAT HALITOSIS RIDDLED WARTHOG TAKE IT AWAY FROM ME!!! Turbo-tastic! [laughs evilly] End of the line, glitch!

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Vanellope: It's okay, Ralph. Calhoun: Alright, Fix-It. That's everyone, now we gotta blow up this exit. Vanellope: Just go. Go without me. Felix: But what about this game? Calhoun: Nothing we can do about it. Without a beacon, there's no way to stop these monsters. Ralph: (realizes and looks toward Diet Cola Mountain) Beacon. Stay with Felix!

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(laughs maniacally as he reveals himself to be merged with a Cy-bug) Because of you, Ralph, I'm now the most powerful virus in the arcade! I can take over any game I want. I should thank you, but it'd be more fun to kill you. [[Turbo charges at him, but Ralph rolls past him]

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Turbo: Oh, look at that, it's your little friend! [he grabs Ralph and pulls his head back to force him to watch] Let’s watch her die together, shall we? Ralph: No! [Ralph looks down at Vanellope, then looks to his goal, the volcano now far enough below him to slam down all the Mentos] Turbo: It's game over for both of you. Ralph: (determined) No. Just for me! [he breaks free from Turbo's grasp and free falls; he extends his fist downward to the Mentos, but he is unable to keep steady, knowing the cola will kill him.] Ralph: (reciting the Bad-Anon affirmation) I'm bad, and that's good. I will never be good, and that's not bad. [Vanellope's medal slips out of his shirt. He grabs onto it and hugs it to his chest] There's no one I'd rather be than me.

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Sour Bill: Now I remember. [walks up beside Vanellope] All hail the rightful ruler of Sugar Rush: Princess Vanellope. [The racers gasp; Swizzle Malarkey kneels down] Taffyta Muttonfudge: I remember. She's our princess! Candlehead: Oh, that's right! Taffyta: We are so sorry about the way we treated you. Rancis Fluggerbutter: Yeah, those were... jokes! Candlehead: [whining] I was just doing what Taffyta told me to do! Vanellope: Tut tut. As your merciful princess, I hereby decree that everyone who was ever mean to me shall be... [the other racers look on with hopeful anticipation] ...executed. The Racers: WHAT?!? [They all start to burst into tears] Taffyta Muttonfudge: No, no, no, please! Please! Fix-It Felix Jr.: Oh my land. Calhoun: Oh, this place just got interesting. Candlehead: NO! [drops down to her knees and sobs louder] Taffyta: [drops down to her knees sobbing, tearfully pleading for forgiveness] I don't wanna die! Vanellope: I'm just kidding! Taffyta: You are? Vanellope: Stop