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[first lines] Nestled in the heartland of America, there's a place called Meadowbrook Farm. And on this farm, there lived a happy pig family. A father pig, a mother pig, and six little pigs.

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Cousin Jake: Pigs are intelligent animals, and this one is real smart. Boy, I bet his I.Q. is as high as mine! Luke MacAllister: Oh, poor thing!

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Jinnie Sue McAllister: Well, hey, sleepy face! What are you doing under there? Gordy: Where am I? Jinnie Sue McAllister: You would have fell off the hog truck. [She glances toward the highway] There's no fashion to get you back to your mama... Gordy: Mama? Have you seen her? Jinnie Sue McAllister: Then I'm going to take care of you, and my name's Jinnie Sue. Gordy: But I'm trying to find my mama... [Oh, why can't she understand him?] Jinnie Sue McAllister: That's funny. I could swear I keep hearing you say "Mama". Gordy: People can understand animals if they take the time to listen... Jinnie Sue McAllister: I always wanted a pet, but me and my daddy are on the road too much. That's what my daddy says anyhow. But you are so cute. He just has to let me keep you. Poor little lost piglet. What am I going to call you? Gordy: My name is Gordy. Jinnie Sue McAllister: I know––Pinky! Gordy: Blech! Pinky. What an awful name. Jinnie Sue McAllister: Now let's just get you in pajamas. It's time for

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Goodbye, Hero Pig! [Sipes then has an increasingly sinister look as his face is superimposed over scenes showing the package being mailed, sorted, and processed]

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Gilbert, you promised to help me. How can you even ask me to compete with a pig?

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[answering Hanky's call ordering him to close the factory] Come on, gimme a break, sweet pants, Vinnie's gotta make smoky links.

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Richard the Rooster: [frantically] Gordy! Gordy, where are you?! GORDY! Gordy! Gordy, there you are! Gordy: What's going on Richard? What's happening? Richard the Rooster: Come quick, Gordy. Your dad's in danger. They're taking him away! Hurry! Gordy: Danger? Daddy? Richard the Rooster: Hurry Gordy! Hurry! Gordy: Daddy, what you doing up there? Daddy: Gordy! Gordy: Daddy, where are you going? Daddy: Get out of here! They might take you with me. Gordy: Where are they taking you? Daddy: Up north! Gordy: Where's that? Daddy: Same place they took my father. And he never came back. Gordy: Oh, daddy! Yoinks! Daddy: Listen to me, Gordy. It's up to you. You're the head of the family now! Gordy: [tearfully] But daddy, you can't leave us! Daddy: Promise me Gordy. Promise me you'll take care of mom and the kids. Gordy: I promise, daddy. Man: It's a hot one. Daddy: Go on, Gordy. Run. Run! Man: Shame to see a farm go under. Man #2: Yep. He's a big'un. He'll bring a good price. Man #1: Yep, the way

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Jinnie Sue MacAllister: Hi there! Are you hungry? [hands Gordy's mother some lettuce] There you go. What are guys doing out here? Cousin Jake: Hey Jinnie Sue! Time's a-wastin', gal. Come on. Jinnie Sue MacAllister: Coming, Cousin Jake! Y'll take care. Bye!