Quotes

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J.J.: [referring to Xander's illegal stunt] Look, you need to just lay low for a while. Xander: I'm untouchable. [SWAT team burst in and everyone at the party runs] Okay, I’ll turn down the music. [SWAT member shoots him with a tranquilizer dart] AH! [pulls dart from his chest] It was only a Corvette...[collapses]

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Gibbons: Well done Mr. Cage. Xander: Who the hell are you? Gibbons: The name's Gibbons. Augustus Gibbons. You seem upset. Is there something wrong? Xander: What is this place? Gibbons: Looks like a diner. Xander: That's clever. You know, you almost had me going for a second? I was a little groggy at first, but then I started noticing things. Like you got a stock broker over here all dressed up reading the Financial Times on a Sunday morning when the market's closed. Unlikely, but okay, I can go with that. I can even go with the stick-up man packing a cop-issue Beretta. But you want to know where you blew it? With her. [points to the waitress behind the counter] My aunt was in the restaurant business all her life. There's no way in hell a career waitress comes to work in high heels. She'd have blisters the size of pancakes before lunch. And if she ain't real, then this whole thing ain't real. That's how I knew that this bozo over here [points to the bleeding 'stock broker' on the floor]

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Virg: What the hell is this?! [Xander looks bored at the soldiers] This ain't right! I'm telling you, none of this is right! [soldiers wave bye-bye] Xander: I LIVE FOR THIS SHIT! [Xander and the others parachute out of the plane] Xander: WHOOO! Not bad! [Looks around and watches the plane fly away while smiling] Let's do that again.

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Xander: Look who it is,Frankenstein. Uncuff me so I can beat the shit out of you. Gibbons: Relax, X. You just graduated at the top of your class. Xander: What the hell are you talking about?! You nearly got us killed out there! Agent Polk: We knew the Colombian Army was moving in. Xander: Excuse me? Agent Polk: [Looking smug at Xander] It was my idea to use you as a decoy. They liked the ide- Xander: You're pretty fast for an old man. Gibbons: Get up. [Xander does so] Walk with me. [They walk through the camp to a group of agents burning cocaine in a pile] You know, I'm the type of guy who believes under the right circumstances a man can change. For example, last night you exhibited courage, leadership, and the willingness to protect a man you hardly knew. Xander: So give me a medal. Gibbons: [Chuckling] I'd rather give you a job! Xander: Look at me! Do I look like a fan of law enforcement?

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Gibbons: I just want you to do is meet some people and find out whatever you can about them. Xander: What type of people? Gibbons: Dangerous, dirty, tattooed, uncivilized. Your kind of people. Xander: Hold up. My kind of people would say. "Kiss my ass, Scarface!" Gibbons: See, this is usually the point where I'd take out my gun, press it to your temple and ask you very politely to do what I want. But you're not the type who's afraid of death. So I guess this puts us in a quandary, doesn't it? Xander: So I guess we better call this a day, then? Gibbons: Not just yet. You ever watch lions at the zoo? You can always tell which ones were captured in the wild by the look in their eyes. The wildcat. See, he remembers running across the plains, the thrill of the hunt. Four hundred pounds of killing fury locked in a box. But after a while their eyes start to glaze over, and you can tell their soul has died. The same thing happens to a man. Leavenworth Federal Penitentiary is no joke. They'll t

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Toby Lee Shavers: Knocked over a few 7-Elevens, have we? Xander Cage: Nah, I had my leg in a cast for about three months. All I did was play first-person shooter video games. Shavers: That's a really sad story.

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Yorgi: Now that business is over, we party. Kolya: Bitches, come!

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Xander: I wish I had a camera! Yelena: What are you talking about? Xander: Because this is gonna be one hell of a trick!