The Rockford Files

Sara Butler: [Referring to Jim's trailer] This is your office? Jim: Yeah, it's cheap, it's tax-deductible, earthquake-proof, and when I get a job out of town, I'll take it with me.

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Sara Butler: You aren't afraid of him, are you? Jim: You're damn right I am!

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Sara Butler: How much of my own money am I going to earn back? Jim: I usually pay my operatives 20 bucks an hour for this kind of thing. Sara Butler: I wouldn't do it for less than 50.

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You know what's wrong with karate, Jerry? It's based on the ridiculous assumption that the other guy will fight fair.

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Nick Butler: Who are you, the boyfriend? Jim: No, what I am is about fifty pounds heavier and a whole lot meaner.

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[meeting Jim, who is posing as a Dean of Admissions] You look like a truck driver in a suit.

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