Private Practice

Violet: Look, I know she has the largest chunk in this practice, but we agreed to equal votes. We are supposed to vote! Sam, you ought to do something! Sam: What, me? Violet: This divorce is killing us! You need to apologize. Pete: Just say you were wrong for walking out, so we can get back to being a happy family. Violet: Yeah! Sam: I never... I-I didn't... I am not apologizing to her. She's the one.... Naomi hires Addison and then moves her in right next door to me. I saw her naked this morning. Cooper: You saw her naked? Pete: Did she look good naked? Violet & Sam: Focus! Naomi: You'll have Dell. He's studying to be a midwife. Addison: The cute boy who answers the phone? Cooper: [to Addison] Do you think there's something wrong with, uh, having sex with a woman who wants you to call her... mama? Addison: I need you to say it. Pete: You did not move down here because I kissed you. [Addison begins walking away] You so moved down here because I kissed you. Addison: [to herself] I heard

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Pete: Addison is mad at me because Cooper hired a stripper. Violet: I'm ignoring the stripper. Today is a day for ignoring things. I am all business today. Pete: God. I am a wreck. Long day. Addison: I just sent a man to jail for trying to get rid of his own kid, but... your day sounds really hard. Pete: I didn't know. Addison: Oh, no. Of course not. You spent the entire day dealing with the perils of aromatherapy and uh... your stripper. Pete: I know you don't believe me, but I like my women real. Real skin, real breasts, real lines around their eyes that mean that they've really lived and had pain. You show me that woman, and I'm interested... and not in a slippery way. [gets up to leave, but stops] And, Addison... I think it's great that you try to take care of Naomi, but who takes care of you?

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Addison: [soaking wet] It rains in Seattle which is where I left my umbrella! It does not rain in Los Angeles! Dell: It rains in LA, it's raining right now. Addison: Really? Right now! Addison: I don't even know if he's normal. One minute he's hot, the next minute he's arctic; I don't need that kind of damage, no matter how fancy his lips are; here he comes. Addison: You know this is a very serious issue. This is a woman who has needs, who has wants, who needs and wants magic in her life. This is not a dirty little joke that you can make your dirty little jokes about, dirty man. Pete: You don't know me at all. You think you do, but you don't, so don't call me names.

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Addison: Why has nobody, including you, responded to my invitation tonight? I invited everyone from work to my home over a week ago, a week... Sam: Addison, I live three feet away from your new home, If you have a party, I'm going to be there even if I don't want to be. Addison: What a delightful acceptance. Dell: Did I mention I'm a total whiz at the female anatomy? I-I-I'm acing my midwifery classes. I got it all up here. Addison: Yeah, yeah, keep it up there. Dell: [shouting in a room filled with patients] Vulva! Labium majus! Sam: If that's flirting, you need new skills. Cooper: Violet! Step away from the pee-pee!

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Pete: I barely notice your incredible breasts or your cellulite-free thighs because your brain is such an immense turn-on to a man as highly evolved as I am. Violet: William Jefferson Clinton. Addison: Huh? Violet: It's 2010. Bill and Hillary have grown apart. It's nothing he did, just... it happens. We inexplicably run into each other at the Lincoln Memorial and it's very late night... Addison: [groaning] Oh my god. Violet: He recognizes something in me, something that makes him feel... whole. So we talk about the Camp David Summit, some chat about how we can't possibly, the Secret Service. Next thing you know I have a presidential library in Little Rock and there's a legendary picture of me and Bill laughing and sharing sections of The Times while our child plays under the dinner table, and... orgasm. Naomi: You're really over Allen, aren't you? Violet: Oh, I got Bill now. Bill's all I need. Sam: I like to think that pain is what forces us to grow.

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Pete: She snores... Naomi: God, asleep, she looks almost harmless. Addison: Hm, like a sleeping tiger. Pete: Shh. Don't wake the tiger. Naomi: You do a lot for the practice. Dell: You are the practice. And you keep it running; the way you deal with the patients, the way you care. Your dream is what started it in the first place. Naomi: And Sam's. Dell: And Sam's. [moves in closer to Naomi] But I do it for you.

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