Girls und Panzer

Saori: Hey girl, you want to grab some lunch? Miho: Huh? [realizes she was talking to her] Ah... Hana: See that, Saori, you startled Nishizumi. You'll make a bad first impression. Saori: Sorry, I was just trying to be funny. Hana: Anyway, to repeat the question, if you would like to have lunch with us, we'd both be delighted. Hana: If she went out of her way to ask you to pick Tankery, you must be some sort of master fighter. Are you a war hero and were to shy to tell us? You don't have to be so humble about it. Tell us about your duels, your rampages, your extortion plots. Miho: I come from a family with a long history of riding tanks. Saori: Oh? Hana: Wow! Miho: But I don't like tanks much myself. That's why I came to this school, to try and avoid Tankery. Anzu: So, we've decided to end our school's current hiatus on Tankery. If you choose it as your elective, we'll give you a bunch of cool benefits. Vice president? Yuzu: Those who do well in the course will receive one hundred meal

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Momo: Well, our school got rid of Tankery several years ago but the tanks that were used should still be around here somewhere. No, I'm sure they're here. Our Tankery instructor should be here the day after tomorrow. We'll find the remaining four tanks before then. Takako: Where do you think we might find them? Anzu: We're looking for them because we don't know where they are. Saori: We did it, we found one. Miho: A 38(t). Saori: It's smaller than the last one. It's got screws all over the place. Yukari: The 38(t). It was a mainstay of Field Marshal Rommel's 7th Panzer division, and was an important tank in the initial stages of the blitzkrieg. It's nimble and can cross distances quickly. Oh, and the t means that it was made in Czechoslovakia. It's not a unit of weight. Saori: You went kind of crazy there. Momo: We found one of them. Anzu: So they can get things done if they try. Saori: Which port were we going to visit? I have a boyfriend in every port so it's hard to keep track of wh

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Riko: I came, I saw, I shot. Saori: Mako, you can drive? Mako: I learned just now. Saori: But I think the commander should really be Miho. Miho: Huh? Hana: We really don't know much about tanks, so the commander is going to have a hard time. Yukari: But Miss Nishizumi knows what she's doing. Miho: Huh, huh, I do? But I don't think that I'm really all that good at it, you know. Hana: If you would, please. Saori: Pretty please. Yukari: Please, do us the favor. Miho: Right, I'll do it. Thank you, I'll do my best. Saori: The Ankou dance? That's way too embarrassing. If you dance that, you'll never be able to get married. Yukari: That would totally get uploaded to the net and sent to everyone across the country. Hana: You'll never be able to live it down. Miho: Is that dance really that bad?

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Miho: I guess the operation can be, let's see, Operation Sneaky Sneak, because I want to sneakily see what the enemy is up to, then sneakily attack them. Momo: Doesn't sound like much thought went into that. Yukari: There are four Matilda IIs and a single Churchill, all advancing. They've got quite the tight formation there. Miho: No kidding, it's amazing that they're able to move as a group without falling out of line at that speed. Yukari: We won't be able to breach their frontal armor with the rounds we're carrying. Miho: That's where tactics and skill come in. Miho: New operation, now with more sneaky sneaks. Darjeeling: Have you heard of this proverb before? The English have an old saying that goes like this: all is fair in love and war. Yuri: The smell of oil and iron. Please tell me that you didn't take Tankery. Hana: Well... Yuri: Those delicate hands of yours, you laid them on a tank! [she faints] Yuri: What's wrong. Do you no longer like flower arrangement? Hana: No, it's not

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Erika: Subcommander. Or would that be former subcommander? Miho: Big sister. Maho: I didn't think you'd still be doing Tankery. Yukari: If I may say something, I don't think Miho's decision was incorrect in that match you had. Erika: I think someone needs to mind her own business. Erika: You're facing Saunders High in the first match. Be sure that you don't fight so poorly that you end up damaging the name of Nishizumi style. Saori: Hey, what's your problem? Hana: I do believe that was quite rude, ma'am. Erika: I find you participating in Tankery rude. You're just some no name school. There's an unspoken rule that everyone knows: schools that would just embarrass Tankery should stay out of the tournament. Mako: It should be pretty embarrassing if one of those teams beat the veterans who all sat around in their ivory towers coming up with that rule. Saori: If we ever end in a match against you, you can bet we won't loose. Erika: Yeah, good luck with that. Naoimi: Have I seen her here be

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Arisa: Head to high point 128. Kei: What's going on? Arisa: It looks like all enemy tanks are going to head there. Kei: Hey, Arisa, are you sure about that? How do you know that's what's going on? Arisa: Trust me, this is a slam dunk. Kei: No one's here! Arisa: That can't be. Wait, did they trick us? Where are Oarai's tanks then? Arisa: Stop, stop! [they avoid a direct hit] Reverse, reverse! Oarai's tanks are all coming for us. Kei: Wait, that doesn't match what you told me earlier. What happened? Arisa: Well, I think they must have realized that we were intercepting their... Kei: You fool! Arisa: I'm sorry. Kei: Haven't I always told you to fight fair, Arisa? Arisa: This tough Sherman isn't going to go down. Fifty thousand of these things were build, countries couldn't stop buying them. They were built strong, never broke down, not to mention they're really comfortable. The controls are so simple an idiot could drive this thing. Saunders Gunner: If I can speak freely here, your words

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