Peter Rabbit

Felix D'eer: [repeated line] Headlights. Pigling Bland: The diet starts now. (repeat: [pause then chomp] Now.) JW Rooster II: Sorry, I've been up since the crack of dawn with these kids. And they're the best thing that's ever happened to me. [starts crying]

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Flopsy: Sorry about Dad's jacket. Mopsy: I'm sorry you lost Dad's jacket. Flopsy: [scoffs] I just said that. Mopsy: Yeah, but coming from the oldest, it just kind of means more. [Flopsy gasps] Peter Rabbit: It's just a jacket. [as he gestures to his heart and the others'] Dad and Mom are still in here, and here, and here, and here, and here. [to Benjamin] But less so in you, since you're just a cousin. You know, you're a nephew, and by marriage. I'm not taking anything away, I'm just, you know, I wanna be accurate.

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Pigling Bland: Hey, little rabbit. Got your land back I see. All hail the Prodigal Son! Peter Rabbit: It's no big deal. Pigling Bland: No, no, a very big deal. You vanquished McGregor. Peter Rabbit: Well, if "vanquished" means I said to him: "I've had enough of your tyranny!", and he said: "I will put you in a pie!", and I said: "No, sir, I will put you in a pie, sir!". Pigling Bland: It doesn't, but thank you for the party.

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Benjamin Bunny: I'm still so out of shape. Peter Rabbit: How's it working with the putting the dressing on the side? Benjamin Bunny: Good. But I don't understand why it's healthier to drink it all at once.

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Peter Rabbit: [helps Benjamin up] You okay, big guy? Close one, huh? Benjamin Bunny: I could've been killed. And not just me. What if he got the girls? This isn't a joke, Peter. Peter Rabbit: I know. I'm sorry. [he and Benjamin apologetically put their heads together] You alright though, right? [gives Benjamin his jacket back] I've got your jacket back. It's not as symbolic as mine, you know, not being your dad's and all. And it's brown too, which is a mistake, because you're brown. I mean, brown on brown. Who wears that? It's a bit matchy-matchy. Flopsy: Yeah, it's actually a bit confusing. Mopsy: Half the time, we think you're naked. Cottontail: I just look for the buttons, but then one time, it was your nipples. Peter Rabbit: Anyway, you got it back and you're okay. [referring to Thomas] No thanks to him. Look at him. Skinny bag of wet.

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Bea: What do you miss most about the store? And don't say having everything in its proper place. I get it. You have control issues. Thomas McGregor: I miss being helpful. A parent or grandparent comes into this shop looking for a gift for the child they love. I ask a few simple questions and know exactly what they need. I love helping people get what they want, you know? Especially when they don't even know that they want it. Those are the best. [pause] Also, neatly arranged displays. I'm sorry, I can't help it. [he and Bea laugh]

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