Big Fish

Edward: Having a kid changes everything. I mean, there's the diapers and the burping and the midnight feedings... Will: Did you do any of that? Edward: No, but I hear it's terrible. Then you spend years trying to corrupt and mislead this child, fill its head with nonsense and still it turns out perfectly fine.

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Norther Winslow: I've been working on this poem for 12 years. Edward: Really. Norther Winslow: There's a lot of expectation. I don't want to disappoint my fans...the grass so green, skies so blue, spectre is really great! Edward: It's only three lines long. Norther Winslow: This is why you should never show a work in progress.

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Beamen: You won't find a better place! Edward: I don't expect to. Jenny: Promise me you'll come back. Edward: I promise. Someday. When I'm really supposed to.

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Man in crowd: Mayor, he ate an entire cornfield! Young girl in crowd: He ate my dog!

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Mayor: Son that creature could crush you without trying. Edward: Oh trust me— he'll have to try.

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Edward: Will never told you?... Ah, probably just as well. He would have told it wrong anyway. All the facts and none of the flavor. Josephine: Oh... so this is a tall tale? Edward: Well, it's not a short one.

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