Quotes

We're Not in Kansas Anymore [1.1]

Dixon: This sucks. Debbie: Dixon, how 'bout a new phrase, like "this bites" or "this blows," because you've been saying "this sucks" for the last fifteen hundred miles. Dixon: Because it sucks.

We're Not in Kansas Anymore [1.1]

Debbie: They still get married in L.A., right? Plenty of weddings for me to shoot. Harry: Maybe you can shoot mine when I get my trophy wife. Debbie: Dude, I am your trophy wife.

We're Not in Kansas Anymore [1.1]

Annie: Oh my God, would you look at this? It's like the Oscars and everybody's Scarlett Johansson. Dixon: You say that like it's a bad thing.

We're Not in Kansas Anymore [1.1]

Dixon: Excuse me, is this journalism class? Navid: Yes it is, Dixon Wilson, newly arrived from Wichita, Kansas, brother of Annie and also the son of the new principal, Harrison Wilson. I'm Navid. I covered your story. I kept the whole adoption angle out, figured that could be its own piece. People, they eat that crap up.

We're Not in Kansas Anymore [1.1]

Teacher: Are you lost? Annie: Completely.

The Jet Set [1.2]

Tabitha Wilson: Well, my damn computer froze up again. Harry Wilson: What'd you spill on it this time, Mom? Tabitha Wilson: Scotch. I mean, iced tea.

The Jet Set [1.2]

Ryan Matthews: Adrianna, what's up with you? Are you okay? Adrianna Duncan: Yeah, I'm just distracted. I have this really big audition for this movie this week and I just haven't been able to sleep. Ryan Matthews: And if you don't get it, what then? Adrianna Duncan: Well, then I'd be in a movie, make lots of money. Ryan Matthews: So what, you can buy a new cell phone or maybe a fancy pair of shoes? Maybe an expensive car you don't really need? Adrianna Duncan: No, so I can pay the mortgage 'cause my mom can't.

The Jet Set [1.2]

Erin Silver: (to Annie) Okay, what was that? Annie Wilson: What? Erin Silver: What? Ty Collins just practically put his tongue in your mouth. That's what. Annie Wilson: Shut up! Annie Wilson: Okay, you are obviously too messed up to see what's right in front of you, so let me be your eyes. Ty Collins is into you? You should be into Ty Collins or so to speak. Annie Wilson: Okay, can you just give me one second because my old relationship ended 6 hours ago. Erin Silver: Okay, the cure for a breakup is a hookup.

The Jet Set [1.2]

Annie Wilson: (to Silver) Hey, cool tattoo. What does it mean? Erin Silver: It's the Chinese symbol for friendship 'cause you know, friends are cool. Annie Wilson: Naomi has the same one. Erin Silver: Yeah. All right, in 8th grade, my dad had an affair with my mom's best friend. I was... God, I was so angry you know, so unbelievably scared she'd find out, you know and she'd get a divorce or start drinking again. So, I... I didn't tell anybody, I kept it a secret, but then it started eating away at me, and I just... I had to tell someone. So I told my friend, Naomi. She promised me that she wouldn't tell anyone, so she told everyone. Annie Wilson: Why would she do that? Erin Silver: Because she needs to know more than anyone else. Because it gives her power to tear people down. So, my mom found out. She confronted my dad and everything that I prayed wouldn't happen happened. So now it's my greatest pleasure to make her pay for it.

The Jet Set [1.2]

Naomi Clark: [To Ethan] Are you breaking up with me? Ethan Ward: I'm breaking up with us.

Lucky Strike [1.3]

It's chic to look post-rehab, didn't you know?

Lucky Strike [1.3]

Dixon: Family night? Annie: You want us to go bowling? Harry: Yeah. Debbie: Your dad and I would like to spend some time with you guys. I feel like we don't see each other anymore. Annie: And we really, really want to hang out with you guys. Dixon: Especially on a Friday night. Annie: But... I have a date with Ty tomorrow night. Dixon: And Navid's dad is showing the new Bond movie. Come on. Debbie: Well, your dad and I have tickets to the Hollywood Bowl, but we're not going. Harry: No, we're not. Debbie: Because we want to spend time with you guys.

Lucky Strike [1.3]

Silver: [to Kelly about Ryan] I think he has a crush on you. Kelly: Oh, God, no. No, no, no, no. We're colleagues. I would never go out... Silver: Good. This school's hard enough as it is without my sister banging the teacher.

Lucky Strike [1.3]

I can't believe you don't think that's a big deal. You were at Chris Brown's birthday! He's such an amazing performer.

Lucky Strike [1.3]

Naomi and Ethan. It's like they're addicted to each other.

Lucky Strike [1.3]

Dixon: Silver? What's going on? Silver: I've been staying at the women's shelter for a few weeks now. I did some community service there this past summer and there's this woman who... she lets me stay there sometimes. Sort of knows my situation. My mom, she drinks. When she's like this, she's a completely different person. It's like, she screams, she throws things, she blames me. Sometimes she gets so out of control. I don't know... sometimes it scares me.

Lucky Strike [1.3]

[to Silver] You don't think I know what you're going through? I didn't grow up in the Cosby family. You think every other family I lived with was like this? No! I know what it's like to be around someone who's wasted out of their mind! I know what that stuff does to people. That's why I never do it myself. Silver, look, you gotta trust my dad or at least trust me.

Lucky Strike [1.3]

Kelly: How many of your friends have kids? Ryan: Let me count... zero.

Lucky Strike [1.3]

Kelly: Doesn't it freak you out that I have a child? Ryan: Doesn't it freak you out at all that I am a child?

Lucky Strike [1.3]

Dixon: You do not have your own balling ball! Navid: What? It was for my Bar Mitzvah.

Lucky Strike [1.3]

Naomi: Babe, you sound pitchy. Adrianna: You sound bitchy.

Lucky Strike [1.3]

Debbie: I thought we were cooler than our parents. Harry: We're cool!

Lucky Strike [1.3]

Naomi: [to her mother] I went to Dad's office last night and I saw him there kissing another woman. He was all over her. I'm so sorry, Mom. Mrs. Clark: Her name is Gail. I know all about her. He's been seeing her for two years. Naomi: What? Mrs. Clark: Honey, she doesn't live in town, so they don't see each other very often. Naomi: What's going on? Are you ending it? Are you getting a divorce? Mrs. Clark: No, I don't want to break up this family. Naomi: Mom, this isn't a family! Mrs. Clark: Honey, Dad and I have a long history together, okay? We have two kids, two homes, friends. We have a life together. We have a life together. Naomi: Mom, what kind of life is this? Mrs. Clark: Oh, sweetheart. It's one that I don't want to lose.

Lucky Strike [1.3]

Jackie: You can imagine my surprise when you called to say you were coming after. Well, how long has it been since our last altercation? Kelly: I came to talk about Silver, Mom. Jackie: Well, Erin is not here right now. She is staying at a friend's house. Naomi's, I think, or... Kelly: Are you kidding me? Is that what you think? She hasn't been staying at a friend's house. She has been sleeping at a shelter. Jackie: Well, she told me th... How dare you give me that look. I didn't know. Kelly: Oh, why is that? Were you too drunk to notice? What is it these days, Mom, alcohol? Or are you back on coke? Jackie: Oh, let's go to another meeting together again. Let's hold hands and give it up to our higher power. Kelly: Do you realize what you are doing to Silver? Kelly: [to Jackie about Silver] I'm not gonna stand by and watch you do to her what you did to me. Jackie: Oh, because your life was so awful. Jackie: [to Silver] Your sister is just leaving, Erin. Kelly: Yes, I am. And I am taking

The Bubble [1.04]

You know girls in Beverly Hills... I wanna roll in style.

The Bubble [1.04]

I'm a black kid, living with a white family. It doesn't get any more different than that.

The Bubble [1.04]

Guys aren't like girls. We don't hold grudges. Life's too short.

The Bubble [1.04]

I am such a gynormous idiot.

The Bubble [1.04]

I'm sitting here waiting for a guy in a bubble, an impenetrable bubble.

Wide Awake And Dreaming [1.05]

If the audience is not standing on their feet at the end of tomorrow night, I will personally kick their asses.

Wide Awake And Dreaming [1.05]

Men of the theater are bons vivants, dear. One day, they're fumbling with your bra in the back of a '52 Chevy, and the next, they're off to Mykonos to set up house with a stagehand named Phillip.

Wide Awake And Dreaming [1.05]

(about Silver) You know, she's a big pot of mean. Just big, seething, hot pot of mean.

Wide Awake And Dreaming [1.05]

What's going on is I came here tonight fully prepared to have sex for the first time. Here I am at the “Roosevelt” in Hollywood about to give it up for the first time to some guy that I barely know. This whole world that you guys live in might be fine for the two of you and all of your friends with all of their benefits, but it is definitely not fine with me.

Wide Awake And Dreaming [1.05]

The tricky part of teaching is being friendly without becoming their friend.

Wide Awake And Dreaming [1.05]

The boys here aren't the same as they are in Kansas.

Wide Awake And Dreaming [1.05]

Brenda: Silver, what are you doing? Silver: Nothing. Paying attention. Sorry. Checking my blog. Big in Bolivia. Who knew?

Wide Awake And Dreaming [1.05]

Charles: What's going on, Tracy? Tracy: Well, let's see. Last time I checked, you left your wife and daughter for a life at the beach house with your longtime whore. Did I leave anything out?

Wide Awake And Dreaming [1.05]

Debbie: You want to talk about it? Annie: No, I would rather hit myself repeatedly with a hammer.

Wide Awake And Dreaming [1.05]

Annie: I like Ty. A lot. Debbie: You said the same thing about Jason in “The King and I”. Annie: Yeah. Well, Jason was big, and sweet, and Kansas. Ty is tall, and skinny, and cool, and he's got these ears that stick out like little elves.

Wide Awake And Dreaming [1.05]

Naomi: This is all dad's stuff. Tracy: You bet it is. Naomi: What are you doing with it? Tracy: Giving it to the Malibu mission. So one day soon, your father will step out of his beach house and see a homeless man wearing his tailor-fit Armani, and he will think of me.

Wide Awake And Dreaming [1.05]

Brenda: I forgot what it was like to be in high school. You know, the pressure on these kids, and you should have seen Adrianna's mom. How do you do this every single day? Kelly: Oh, it's not easy, but it's not always quite so “High School Musical”. I mean, I try to help them as much as I can, but sometimes I have to remind myself it's okay for these kids to make mistakes. I mean, we did. Brenda: Oh, I'm aware. I didn't forget everything about high school. Kelly: Yeah, but sometimes don't you wish you could?

Wide Awake And Dreaming [1.05]

Silver: You know, you actually did a pretty good job tonight, Dixon. Dixon: Well, thank you, thank you. Back at you. Silver: Whatever. Dixon: Is there anything in this whole world that you actually do care about? Silver: I cared that your sister got through her performance without knocking over any set pieces. Dixon: Okay. Silver: Or sounding like an amnesiac. And that I didn't get blamed for ruining the show.

Wide Awake And Dreaming [1.05]

Annie: And told my mom, who turned it into an after-school special sex talk. Silver: What's an after-school special? Annie: Google it

Model Behavior [1.06]

Kelly: And I talked to your dad. He has a room ready, and he's waiting for you. Silver: You're kidding, right? I am not going to go stay with Mel and his latest child-bride. I think that girl is actually in my homeroom.

Model Behavior [1.06]

Ethan: Are you gonna be staring at your Sidekick all night? Naomi: Are you gonna be staring at the fake boobs all night?

Model Behavior [1.06]

Ryan: This is not like any high school week night I remember. Brenda: Well, you didn't go to West Beverly. Trade in Rhianna and Louis Vuitton's for Madonna and black leggings, and it's exactly the same as when I was a teenager.

Model Behavior [1.06]

Kelly: Brenda, if there is something going on with you and Dylan, now is the time to tell me. Brenda: He got my e-mail address from Brandon, and he sent me a message from Africa a few months ago. He wanted to know if you were in a relationship. Kelly: I talked to him about that same time. Why didn't he just ask me? Brenda: I don't know, but I told him that he was already messing up, and that if he was serious about reconnecting with you, he needed to come back to the States and do it the right way. I mean, he's hurt you so many times, I was just trying to protect you. Kelly: Or maybe you were trying to keep the door open for yourself. Brenda: Wow! I thought that we had moved past all this already.

Model Behavior [1.06]

Brenda: Ryan wanted to keep an eye on Adrianna so I had my agent get us some tickets to that fashion show. Kelly: Wow, you and Ryan. I guess old habits die hard with you, don't they? Brenda: What is that supposed to mean? Kelly: When was the last time you saw Dylan?

Model Behavior [1.06]

Tom Marino: Most girls would give up their cell phones for a professional modeling contract. Silver: Well, I guess I'm not like most girls.

Hollywood Forever [1.07]

Kimberly: Are you in a relationship? Ryan: (laughs) That's none of your business. Kimberly: Are you gay? You seem kind of gay. Ryan: Yeah, about as gay as your dad. Kimberly: My dad's dead. Ryan: Hm. Well, I think your dad's about as dead as I am gay. Kimberly: Touché.

Hollywood Forever [1.07]

Silver: You know how when you're a kid and you're all like, "oh, I'm four and three quarters," or, "I'm five and a half"? It's like every single milestone is such a big deal, and then at some point you just stop counting all those little in-between markers. Yeah, not me. I will always celebrate my half-birthday. Dixon: You are a very strange girl. Silver: Yeah? Well, I'm a strange girl who's gonna have the most rockingest half-birthday ever. Come on, "Psycho" at a cemetery? Awesomely perfect.

Hollywood Forever [1.07]

Dixon: (about care baby) So, where was it? Annie: In the bathroom… corner. Under my jeans. Debbie: Nobody puts baby in the corner.

Hollywood Forever [1.07]

Ethan: I wonder, like, how and when our baby was made, you know? Annie: Your dad never had that conversation with you? Ethan': I mean, like, overseas or something. Annie: Oh, then we'd be like Brangelina.

Hollywood Forever [1.07]

Naomi: So how is Mommy Dearest? Adrianna: You know. Desperate to be Dina Lohan. And making me suffer for every moment that she's not.

Hollywood Forever [1.07]

Annie: Hey, can I just say that I was the new girl up until right now, so I totally know how you feel. Kimberly: Well, I guess you weren't very good at it 'cause now I got the job. Ryan: That's cute.

There's No Place Like Homecoming [1.08]

Ozzie: [to Naomi] My friend bet me 50 bucks that I couldn't get you to dance with me. I'll split it with you. Naomi: I'll give you a $100 to go away now.

There's No Place Like Homecoming [1.08]

Debbie: [to Tracy Clark] If you ever kiss my husband again, or touch him, or look at him in the wrong way, you and I will have a very big problem. Tracy: [sarcastically] Gosh, I don't know how I would get through the day knowing that you were angry at me. Debbie: Let me define "big problem", just so we're clear: I will hit you in the face so hard, I will knock your teeth out. You enjoy the rest of your evening, Tracy. I know I will.

There's No Place Like Homecoming [1.08]

Harry: I will take these. Ryan: And? Harry: Take care of it. Ryan: That's it? Harry: And you can go now. Ryan: No, I'm not going anywhere until you tell me exactly what is gonna happen, okay? She comes into my classroom... Harry: [interrupting] Ryan, I told you before to stay out of this. Ryan: Yeah, and maybe that's why the problem's getting worse, Harry. Harry: I got it covered. Ryan: Really? You have it covered? That's why there's dogs running around, sniffing lockers at school. And you busted the wrong kid, and now you've got kids buying drugs at dances, okay? Harry: Can you please keep your voice down? Ryan: No, I'm not going to keep my voice down, all right? I'm tired of this crap. You don't know how to deal with these kids. Tou don't know how to protect them and I'm going to the board. You don't know what you're doing. And if they don't listen, I'm going to the L.A. Times. Kimberly: Oh, for God's sakes. I'm a cop, you dumbass. Ryan: What?

Secrets and Lies [1.09]

Oh, there's boys! Now I have to give a crap what I look like!

Life's a Drag [1.17]

Silver: [to Ryan] You didn't think I'd put it together, did you? Ryan: What are you doing...? Silver: No! Just stop talking! Stop. It was a nice try, Matthews. You think I'm dumb? Well, I'm not dumb! It took me a while, but I figured out what you were up to. You said to me that you liked movies better than blogs. You think you could possibly be referring to the blog that I posted about you? Huh, I wonder? You never got over it, did you? You pretended to! You pretended to forgive me! You even invited me back into your classroom! All so that you could encourage me to make this movie! This was all a setup! Ryan: Silver... Silver: No, stop! Just drop the puppy-dog face, I'm over it! [crying] I know that you don't want me to succeed. All you wanted was revenge. Ryan: Listen to me. You know that's not true. Silver: You managed to turn Dixon against me. You managed to ruin my relationship, the one thing I care the most about in this entire world! Ryan: Wait, wait. Dixon...? Silver: [screaming

Off the Rails [1.18]

(crying) I was gonna go to Kansas because Kansas equals Dixon, and Dixon equals baking soda. It doesn't make sense, but it did! It did make sense. Now, it doesn't.

Off the Rails [1.18]

Debbie: I am trying to figure out Dixon's password. I've tried his name, his birthday, the Chiefs. Harry: Why do you need to get into his computer? Debbie: Because I don't know who he is, Harry! Harry: Deb, what's going on? Debbie: I have no clue what's going on! Our son is acting like a stranger! You saw him down there! He is hostile, and callous, and having sex! Okay, fine, maybe it's normal, but the rest of it is not! It's this place! It's L.A.! Beverly Hills! The morals are different here! I mean, kids grow up way too fast, and we made a huge mistake by coming here! Harry: [taken aback by Debbie's reaction to the situation] Deb!

Off the Rails [1.18]

Everything was making sense and now, it doesn't. Everything was so great but now, it's so dark. It's so dark here. It's always, always dark.

Off the Rails [1.18]

Silver! It's me, it's Dixon. Listen. I do understand. I do. Everything was so good for you, and now it feels like... the world is crumbling around you. Everything made sense and now it doesn't, but it's okay, Silver, I know what you're going through, because... my mom used to go through the same type of thing. Some days, she was so happy she couldn't contain herself. Like one day, she just took me out of school, just showed up in the middle of the day and took me out of school, said we were going to Disneyland. But she didn't stay happy. By the time we got there, she was just sad and confused. We didn't end up leaving the motel room. That's how she was. Up and down, up and down... [Silver comes out of hiding] But it wasn't her fault. She just needed help, Silver. It's okay. All right? I'm here. And I'm-a help you get help. [Silver breaks down in Dixon's arms] Everything's gonna be okay.

Off the Rails [1.18]

(to Navid about Sammy crying) He's turning pink. Is that normal?

Off the Rails [1.18]

Harry: Dixon was great out there. Debbie: I know, he was! Can you imagine what that would be like? First, your birth mother and then your girlfriend, both being manic-depressive? Harry: It'd be like lightning striking twice. It's no wonder he reacted the way he did. Debbie: (scoffs) Yeah.

The Party's Over [1.22]

Liam: Hey Annie , I was thinking about those theories of yours and I want to ofer another theory.Maybe I'm just curious about you? Annie: What do you mean you're curious? Liam: Well , I don't know.You throw a shower for something you don't feel like celebrating.You act like a good girl but you're not.You are volcano. Annie: What? Liam: You see.You're dorming now but there's stuff purcalating.And when you finily can't take it anymore you're going to explode.Ah , it's gonna be fantastic.Who doesn't want to watch a volcano explode , uh?

Zero Tolerance [1.23]

Liam: Tik tok.Tik tok. Annie: What is that suppost to mean? Liam: Nothing.Just wannt to know how long it's gonna take for you to stop a nice girl act. Annie: Did it ever acour you that maybe it's not an act.Maybe I'm just a nice person? Liam: Not really.Tik tok , tik tok...

One Party Can Ruin Your Whole Summer [1.24]

Silver: Ethan, Ethan! Where have you been? What's going on? What was that? Ethan: I never wanted to say anything. Silver: I don't know what to do with this, okay? I mean, you're one of my best friends, but that's it, right? We were just friends. Ethan: I don't think we're just friends. Silver: Ethan, no. Ethan: I don't wanna be just friends. I don't think I could take it. Adrianna: I did the right thing, right? Brenda: You did a really good thing. [hugs Adrianna] Naomi: [to Annie] How could you? Annie: What? Naomi: You slept with Liam in my bed. Annie: No. What are you talking about? Naomi: Don't lie to me. Annie: Naomi, I didn't do anything. Naomi: [reveals Annie's wrap] What is this? Annie: It's my wrap. Naomi: Which I found in my room. How did it get there? Annie: I don't know. I haven't been in your room. Must be somebody else. I was with Phoebe Abrams. Naomi: Yeah, right. She hates you. Annie: No, look, I know she does, but she got so drunk, so I had to drive.... Naomi: Stop lying

To New Beginnings! [2.1]

Adrianna: Oh, another script? Naomi: Monica Lewinsky: A Movie Musical? Adrianna: She is so annoying! Naomi: Who, Monica Lewinsky? Am I the only one who thought she had real talent as a bag designer? Silver: Yes.

A Trip to the Moon [2.9]

[about Jen] She told me she was her neighbor. I'm gonna destroy Jen before she destroys me. I just don't know how i'm gonna do it.

Javianna [2.21]

Oh my God, stop kissing or I'm gonna take a picture and send it to Perez.

Javianna [2.21]

The only time I ever done it, I was going through a manic phase, so I feel like I'm a virgin again.

Confessions [2.22]

The future is still unwritten.

Confessions [2.22]

Ivy: You're crazy, Dixon. Dixon: Crazy about you.

Confessions [2.22]

When is Obama gonna outlaw gym class? Guantanimo Bay? That's great, but Phys Ed? Seriously.

Confessions [2.22]

I don't need to play second fiddle to another girl anymore. I've gone on that ride and I'm done.

Confessions [2.22]

Liam is a loser and I'm fantastic and I'm gonna meet someone a thousand times better.

Confessions [2.22]

Mr. Cannon: Enough, Naomi. Enough with the teasing. I see the way you look at me and your whole harassment fantasy. You're trying to provoke me and now you're gonna play the innocent? Don't bother. I know you want me to. Naomi: Get away from me, you perv. Stop it. Stop or I will tell. Stop. Mr. Cannon: Who you gonna tell? Who you gonna tell? Who's gonna believe you? You're the girl who cried wolf.

Senior Year, Baby [3.01]

Debbie: These are allergies. Annie: And what are you allergic to, Mom? Debbie: Senior year.

Senior Year, Baby [3.01]

Liam: Went that well, huh? Annie: No. It went horribly. But I did it, Liam. I said I wanted to be a different person this year... No lying, no hiding... and... and so I just told her about the accident, and... and it was such a relief! Liam: No lying, no hiding. [kisses Annie] Annie: Mmm. No. No. This is exactly why I didn't call you back this summer... 'cause I was afraid that this was going to happen. Liam: Okay, if this is about Naomi, she's clearly over me. Annie: It doesn't matter. She's my friend, and friends don't date friends' ex-boyfriends. Liam: Well, good news... I'm not attracted to Jasper. Okay, fine. Naomi doesn't have to know. Annie: No. No lying, no hiding, remember? Liam: So, what does that mean? Where does that leave us? Annie: I mean, we can still be friends. Liam: Well, what if I don't want to be friends? Then what? Annie: Then, I guess we're not friends.

Age of Inheritance [3.02]

Naomi: Canon did not reject me! That is not what this is. He... Silver: He what? Naomi: He raped me! It happened last year and that's why I've been so messed up. And I didn't think I could tell you becouse it was too humiliating, but I'm telling you now 'cause you have to stay away from him! Silver: Wow. I mean, you've done some really low stuff before, but this...

Revenge with the Nerd [3.15]

Emily: Annie? I am so sorry about what happened today with Liam. The whole thing was really innocent. Annie: [scoffs] Nothing about you is innocent, Emily. And if you think you're gonna steal my boyfriend too, it's not going to happen. Annie: [scoffs] Oh. And spare me the tears, Emily, 'cause I'm not buying it anymore. Emily: [breaking character] Fine! Cards up. All my life, I've looked up to you. And when I moved out here, all I wanted was to be friends with you, but you wouldn't let me in. You looked down on me, ignored me, and I know you basically told Dixon and Aunt Deb that I was a stalker. Yeah, I heard that. And now the tables have turned. So who wants to Single White Female who? Annie: I knew it! People are gonna find out what a psychotic, manipulative, two-faced, crazy bitch you are, 'cause I'm gonna tell them. Emily: Go ahead. Who do you think they're going to believe? You, or innocent little Emily? [begins sobbing again] Please, Annie, all I want is to be friends with you. [

Revenge with the Nerd [3.15]

I think I have the hots for a nerd.

It's High Time [3.16]

Naomi: I can't stop thinking about you. You better not say anything about this to anyone. [kisses Max] Max: I'm sorry, Naomi. I'm flattered, but... You're just not my type. [walks away] Naomi: But... I'm everyone's type.

Blue Naomi [3.17]

Time to get my math on.

Nerdy Little Secrets [3.19]

Max: Girl's bathroom. How taboo. Naomi: Well, I needed a kiss before class.

Blood Is Thicker Than Mud [4.18]

Jen: [about Naomi's skimpy clothes] Isn't it charming when girls feel like they have to walk around half-naked in order to get attention? Naomi: Oh, well, you know what I say. If you have it, flaunt it. Jen: And I always say that if you feel the need to advertise it, it probably isn't worth buying.

Til Death Do Us Part [5.01]

Dixon was in a car accident, Adrianna. He's in the hospital fighting for his life and the only thing he's asking for is you.

Til Death Do Us Part [5.01]

Max: Naomi Clark, you promised me a wedding. Naomi: Yes, I did. Max: Will you marry me?

The Sea Change [5.02]

What made you think it would be okay to bring hookers to my party?

The Sea Change [5.02]

[to Adrianna] If I could survive getting hit by a semi-truck, I think I can handle a kiss.

The Sea Change [5.02]

This is a little reserved for Naomi unless she has some naked firemen jump out of those swans.

It's All Fun And Games [5.03]

[to Annie] You gotta stop loving me so much. Seriously, we gotta get you a puppy or something.

It's All Fun And Games [5.03]

As the saying goes, the key to your husband's best friend and business partner's heart is through his stomach.

It's All Fun And Games [5.03]

I'm 20 years old. I'm supposed to be the kid.

Into the Wild [5.04]

Liam: I would kill to get some time away. Navid: Time away from what? You're a movie star.

Into the Wild [5.04]

Oh, my God, computer geeks are awesome. You'd be amazed at what other special talents they possess.

Into the Wild [5.04]

Whose online dating profile would get more hits: ex-hooker or a teenage single mom?

Hate 2 Love [5.05]

I have the hottest, smartest man on the planet. I don't need drama.

Hate 2 Love [5.05]

Liam: Hey, you were always a teacher's pet. Silver: I was always a good student, there's a difference.

Hate 2 Love [5.05]

[to Annie] Are you asking me what it's like to bonk a guy in a wheelchair?

The Con [5.06]

Navid: Sometimes I feel like Hollywood's gone to his head. Silver: Unlike Navid Shirazi, who's the same club promoting player he was in high school.

The Con [5.06]

When you find a good guy, you need to put aside your doubts to make it work.

The Con [5.06]

[about Navid] I can't even talk to him anymore, it's like he's running for douchebag of the year or something.

The Con [5.06]

[about Navid] After all of these years saying you'd never get into the family business, that's exactly what you've done.

99 Problems [5.07]

Well, don't worry. The world is full of teen moms and Kardashians who are just waiting to steal your thunder. It'll blow over soon.

99 Problems [5.07]

After a week dodging questions about how my ass looks on YouTube, a day at the fertility clinic sounds fun.

902-100 [5.08]

[to Adrianna] You think just because you cheated on me that you'll be able to walk out of my new company? You signed a contract that gives me full control of your music. I own you.

902-100 [5.08]

Here I am, former bitch asking for your forgiveness. Please don't let the message get lost because I'm perfect physically.

902-100 [5.08]

[to Navid] Some things you can't forgive and forgot.

The Things We Do for Love [5.09]

Teddy would make a great dad! Shane too! Oh my God, I wish I had two gay dads who loved me to pieces and then could tell me when my dress and my bag were too "matchy matchy."

The Things We Do for Love [5.09]

I'm not gonna tell Max something's that's gonna hurt him, Alec, I've done enough.

The Things We Do for Love [5.09]

[to Ashley] You work for me, I don't have to tell you anything.

The Things We Do for Love [5.09]

[to Silver] This isn't something you can just thank me for and walk away.