Nuns on the Run

Triad gang member: Why you follow us? Brian: Eh? Triad gang member: I said, why you follow us? Brian: Dunno what you talking about? Triad gang member: Are you police men? Charlie: Do we look like police men? Triad gang member: No, good. So, if you follow us again, I chop your arms off, okay?

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God is very busy. He can't control all the details. He's running a franchise operation.

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Norm: Guys, I do not think you have to worry. I was blunt and told Case I wanted out. Brian: You told Case that? What did he say? Norm: He said he was OK with me wanting out! Charlie: Poor Norm. I talked to him this afternoon.

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Charlie McManus: What does she do? Brian Hope: She sleeps for 10 quid. Charlie McManus: Only 10 quid? Why, I would give her at least 50!

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Thanks for getting me this job Brian! That last place was run by gangsters.

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Sister Superior: What happened to your arm? Faith: I'm not sure. I fell. Sister Superior: It looks like a bullet wound to me. Faith: How would you know? Sister Superior: I've seen bullet wounds. I've been a missionary. Faith: Where? Sister Superior: East L. A.

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