Waterworld

Atoll enforcer: [To the Mariner having just arrived at the Atoll] You know me ? Mariner: I know what you are. Atoll enforcer: Good. Then you know if you look for trouble while you're here, you'll find more than you can handle. Atoll enforcer: You got two hours. Mariner: I'll only need one.

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Deacon: What you got? Nord: Couple of heartbeats over there. Aren't saying much. Deacon: [To two Atoll captives hanging up on gear spindles] If you'll notice the arterial nature of the blood coming from the hole in my head, you can assume that we're all having a real lousy day. So here it is, I need to know about that tattooed girl. First one that tells me lives. Atoll captive 1: I saw a girl. I saw... Atoll captive 2: It was... she had a big tattoo on her. Deacon: [Shoots Atoll captive 1, to Atoll captive 2] You won. Start over. Atoll captive 2: I saw a girl. I'm not sure, but I think she got on that boat with three hulls. Deacon: The boat that cost me 1,000 G's of go-juice? Atoll captive 2: Yeah, the mute-o's boat. Deacon: Mute-o? Atoll captive 2: Yeah. He got these slits here. Like... [laughs] like fish gills. He wasn't really a man. fluke of evolution. Deacon: Oh, I'm sorry. A fluke of, uh... Atoll captive 2: Evolution. Deacon: I know! Let's have an intelligent conversation here: I

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Depth Gauge: Sir? Your Deaconship? Good day! Or night. Whatever the case may be... Deacon: What is it? I'm a busy man. Depth Gauge: I thought you should know. There's exactly nine feet and four inches of THE BLACK STUFF... [the Deacon spits on the Depth Gauge's head] Oh, thank you!

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Deacon: [After the deck of the Deez clears, one lone figure walks toward the bridge] Why aren't you rowing? [The Mariner removes his mask] Nord: [Derisively laughs] It's him. Enola: It is him! You guys are in so much trouble! Deacon: Well, I'll be damned. It's the gentleman guppy. Nord: You know, he's like a turd that won't flush. Mariner: I want the girl. Deacon: You know, I thought you were stupid, friend. But I underestimated you. You are a total freaking retard! [Derisively laughs'] Mariner: I want the girl. That's all. Deacon: Well, what on this screwed-up earth of ours makes you think you're gonna get her? [The Mariner takes a flare from his belt, and holds it over a fume pipe leading down to the Deez's fuel hold] Mariner: You know what this is. I drop it, you burn. Doctor: We all burn... Deacon: Now-now-now, let's not do anything rash here. I mean, are you sure this kid is worth it? I mean, she never does stop talking, she never shuts up! Mariner: I noticed. Deacon: So what is i

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Deacon: [After the Doctor has been painting a ball bearing in the Deacon's eye socket to resemble a prosthesis] Well? How's it look? Smokers: Not bad, not bad at all... Doctor: I- I like it better than your real eye. Smokers: Much better. Deacon: What do you say, Toby? The truth. Toby: Looks like shit. Deacon: That's why I love children: no guile. [looks at his new eye in a mirror] It DOES look like shit! And it feels like cold shit! [Ball bearing falls out and rolls on floor]

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Mariner: Two drifters meet. Something needs to be exchanged. Drifter: I know the code. But I'll give this one to you for free. Mariner: Nothing's free in Waterworld.

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