Chicken Little

Firehouse Dog: [coughs] Chicken Little, what is it? What's going on? [Chicken Little: The sky is falling! The sky is falling!] Cougar: [sadly] Why him? Why now? [cries] Mama Runt: [angrily grabs Runt's ear] Runt, that's enough! Don't make Mommy take away from Streisand collection! [pulls Runt out of the scene] [Runt: Mom, you leave Barbra out of this!]

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Buck Cluck: [voice over; clears throat] Now, where to begin? [shows a light with magic dust as clicks tongue] How about, Once upon a time? [door slams and cuts to black] How many times have you heard that to begin a story? Let's do something else. [gasps] I got it. I got it. Here we go. Here's how to open a movie. [opening to The Lion King plays briefly, then dies out] No, I don't think so. It sounds familiar, doesn't it to you? [cuts to a Storybook Opening] Oh, no, no, not the book! How many have seen opening the book before? [tires screech] Close the book. [the storybook opening goes into rewind and goes black again] We're not doing that. [storybook closes awkwardly] Here's what we're gonna do. Why don't I just go back to the day things took a turn for the worst. Chicken Little: Run for your lives! Everyone run for cover! SOS! Mayday! Mayday! Code red! Duck and cover! You're all in danger! Rabbit: Ah! Chicken Little: Run for cover! Chicken Little: Run for your lives! Chicken Little:

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Chicken Little: No, no, no! It's true! Come with me! Buck Cluck: No, son? What? Chicken Little: It happened under the old oak tree! I'm not making this up. I know it's here. [stammering] There's a piece of the sky somewhere, somewhere on the ground. It was shaped just like that! Dog: It looks like a stop sign? Chicken Little: Yes! Only it doesn't say stop and it's blue and it has a cloud on it. And it hit me on the head! It looked like a stop sign. Person: Oh, wait! What's that? Buck Cluck: Son, is this what hit you? All: What? Chicken Little: Oh, no, Dad. It was definitely a piece of the sky! Buck Cluck: Piece of the sky. It's okay, everyone! Chicken Little: Dad, no. Buck Cluck: There's been like a little mistake. It was just an acorn that-that hit my son. A little acorn. Chicken Little: No! Dad, no. Buck Cluck: Quiet, son. This is embarrassing enough already. Reporter #1: Chicken Little! WHAT were you thinking? Reporter #2: Why would you put your town's safety in jeopardy? Reporter #

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Buck Cluck: [chuckling] A movie, a movie. They're making a movie. When? When will everybody forget your big mistake? First it was all over the papers, then they wrote a book about it, then the book on tape, then the board game, the spoons with your face on it, and the website, the commemorative plates. You saw them, right? Chicken Little: Yeah. I saw them. Buck Cluck: Can't eat off 'em, but they're there. Chicken Little: Well, they're not microwave-safe. Buck Cluck: You saw the billboards? Chicken Little: I saw them. Buck Cluck: Ha! There's a bumper sticker. I knew it was only a matter of time. Billboards I could live with. Posters I could even live with. But a bumper sticker. It's like glued on forever. Chicken Little: It doesn't matter. You know why? Because I've got a plan. Buck Cluck: Yeah, about that. Well, remember how I told you it would be better for you to lay low, don't call attention to yourself? Chicken Little: Yes, but I... Buck Cluck: See, it's like a game. Yeah, a game o

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Chicken Little: That's it. Today is a new day. Animal: How's it going? Mr. Woolensworth: [clears throat] Very well. Foxy Loxy. Foxy Loxy: Present, pretty, punctual. Mr. Woolensworth: Goosey Loosey. [Goosey honks] Master Runt of the Litter. Runt of the Litter: Present and accounted for, Mr. Woolensworth. [his pencils drops to the floor] Oop! Dropped my pencil. [tries to reach it, but falls] Foxy Loxy: Loser! Mr. Woolensworth: Henny Penny. Henny Penny: Here. Mr. Woolensworth: Ducky Lucky. Ducky Lucky: Here. Mr. Woolensworth: Fuzzy Wuzzy. Fuzzy Wuzzy: Here. Mr. Woolensworth: Morkubine Porcupine. Morkubine Porcupine: Yo. Mr. Woolensworth: Fish Out of Water. [Fish makes water sounds, sees, Mr. Woolensworth, pretends to press the button, and slowly dives] Quite. Abby Mallard. Foxy Loxy: [Fake cough] Ugly Duckling! Mr. Woolensworth: Class, I will not tolerate rude behavior at the expense of a fellow... Abby Mallard: Hey, hey, hey. No worries, Mr. Woolensworth. Mr. Woolensworth: Yaah! [honking

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Abby Mallard: Tough morning? Chicken Little: I had a run in with my old nemesis. Abby Mallard: Gum on the crosswalk? Chicken Little: He won this round. Abby Mallard: Your old foe. Chicken Little: Mmm-hmm. Abby Mallard: Incoming on your right. Chicken Little: Thank you. Abby Mallard: Yeah I heard about the movie tough great.

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