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Maureen Evans: Why does she have to be naked? What does that have to do with the plot of the storyline of her being butt-ass naked? Phil Stevens: I don't know, but I'm feeling a little stiffy. Maureen Evans: You better loosen up that wrist! Casey Becker: [in the movie Stab] Hello? Phone Voice: Hello. Casey Becker: Who is this? Phone Voice: Guess. Casey Becker: No, really, who is this? Phone Voice: Were you expecting somebody? Casey Becker: No. Maureen Evans: Bitch! Hang up the phone and star 69 his ass, damn! Casey Becker: Who is this? Phone Voice: Who would you like it to be? Casey Becker: I don't like games. Who is this? Phone Voice: Look out back. Do you see your boyfriend anywhere? Casey Becker: I don't even have a boyfriend right now. Phone Voice: Would you like one? Maureen Evans: (To Phil) Can I- Give me some money. I need to buy something. Phil Stevens: You got money. Maureen Evans: I've got my money! I ask for your money! Phone Voice: What do you say? Phil Stevens: (Annoyed) C

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Debbie Salt: Excuse me, Ms. Weathers? Um? Could I have a minute? Gale Weathers: No. Debbie Salt: Just one second. I-I know you probably get this all the time, but I just wanted to say I am such a big fan of your work. I just finished your book. I-I couldn't put it down. Insightful, probing... I just really, really loved your book. Gale Weathers: Thank you. Debbie Salt: Sure Gale Weathers: Thanks. [she is about to leave, but Debbie follows her] Debbie Salt: I'm a writer myself. I write for the local paper, for the Post Telegram. I'm Debbie Salt. [shakes Gale's hand] I took your seminar in Chicago last year. I was the one in the front row asking all the questions. Gale Weathers: Right. I thought you looked familiar. Debbie Salt: Oh, thank you. Um, can't wait to see the movie. You know, you must be getting quite a lot of flak on that, right? I mean, with all the violence-in-cinema issues. What is your position going to be? Gale Weathers: No comment. Debbie Salt: Miss Weathers, please... I

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Gale Weathers: Hello, Sidney. Gale Weathers: How are you? Sidney Prescott: Hi... What do you want, Gale? Gale Weathers: Well, I was hoping I might get just a few words with you. Sidney Prescott: Cotton. Cotton Weary: Hi, Sidney. Gale Weathers: [reporting] "Here we are at Windsor College, where Sidney Prescott has just been reunited with Cotton Weary for the first time, since she wrongly accused him of murdering her mother."--- Sidney Prescott: [interrupts her interview] What the hell are you doing? Gale Weathers: We want to know how you feel? [continues her interview] Tell us everything that's happened, looking back on the last two years? Cotton Weary: Uh Sidney, I'd just like to say that I forgive and forget. And just like you, I'd like to get back on with my own life. Gale Weathers: [reporting] Do you have any comments? Sidney Prescott: You... bitch!--- [lunging at Gale] Gale Weathers: Ah-ah. Derek Feldman: [stops Sidney and calms her down] Whoa, Hey, hey, hey hey, Deep breaths, Lot

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Cici's Friend: [on phone] I love those guys. Are they still together? I haven't seen it in, like, three weeks. Cici Cooper: No, they broke up again. Cici's Friend: [on phone] Really? Cici Cooper: Mm-hmm. Sarah found out that Bailey slept with Gwen. She dumped him, like, two episodes ago. Cici's Friend: [on phone] I wish she'd get her shit together. Cici Cooper: Hold on. Someone's calling. [hangs up the call to her friend; shifts to talk to someone] Omega Beta Zeta. Phone Voice: Hello? Cici Cooper: Yes? Phone Voice: Who is this? Cici Cooper: Cici. Who's this? Phone Voice: Who do you think? Cici Cooper: Ted? Where are you? Are you drinking? Hold on. [shifts to her friend's call] Ted's on the other line. He sounds drunk. I'll call you back. Cici's Friend: [on phone] That shit only calls you when he's drunk. Don't go over there, Cici. Cici Cooper: Okay, All right. I'll call you back. [shifts back to someone's call] Okay, Ted. You sound loaded. What's up? Phone Voice: Who's Ted? Cici Cooper

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Dawnie: Omega Beta Zeta. Phone Voice: Is Cici there? Dawnie: Mm-hm. Who's calling? Phone Voice: It's Ted. Dawnie: [to Cici] It's your ill-conceived boyfriend. [Gives her the phone] Okay, so, I'll see you later, and don't forget to set the alarm. Bye. Cici Cooper: Hello, Ted. Phone Voice: You wish it was Ted. [Cici's eyes widen in shock] "Don't forget to set the alarm."

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Sidney Prescott: Hello? Phone Voice: Hello, Sidney. Remember me? Sidney Prescott: What do you want? Phone Voice: I want you. It's showtime. Sidney Prescott: So, why don't you show your face, you fucking coward? Phone Voice: My pleasure. [Ghostface reveals himself]

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Gale Weathers: Sorry. All right, let's just assume the killer is repeating Woodsboro... Gale Weathers: Yes? Gale's Agent: [on the phone] I have Bob calling. Gale Weathers: I'll have to call you back. [hangs up phone] Randy Meeks: That doesn't explain Sidney's attack. Sidney wasn't killed in Woodsboro. Wasn't for a lack of trying. The killer is trying to finish what was started. Gale Weathers: Well, Sid's under protection, right? Randy Meeks: Yeah. Gale Weathers: What? Gale's Agent: [on the phone] Bob really needs to talk to you. Gale Weathers: Tell Bob I'll call him back. [hangs up phone] Deputy Dewey Riley: When'd she start smoking? Randy Meeks: Ever since those nude pictures on the Internet. Gale Weathers: It was just my head. It was Jennifer Aniston's body. Anyway, you're forgetting something. In Woodsboro, there were more victims before the homestretch.; Tatum, my cameraman, Himbry...--- Joel: Time out! I don't need to be hearing about no dead cameramen, all right? Now I'm warning

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Derek: Oh, thank God, Sidney, I thought I was gonna be up there until opening night. Sidney Prescott: I'm gonna get you out of here. Derek, he killed Hallie. Derek: What are you talking about? Sidney Prescott: The killer! He's here! Derek: Where? Ghostface: [speaking in the Phone Voice] Right here. You're fast, Sid. I wouldn't do that if I were you. You really wanna trust your boyfriend? [The voice suddenly changes to Mickey's voice] Don't you know history repeats itself? Hm? Sid? Mickey/Phone Voice: Surprise, Sidney!

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Mrs. Loomis: Two birds, one stone. Oh, Mickey was a good boy, but, my God, that whole "blame the movies" motive. Did you buy that for one second? Poor boy was completely out of his mind. Sidney Prescott: And you're not? Mrs. Loomis: No. I'm very sane. My motive isn't as '90s as Mickey's. Mine is just good, old-fashioned revenge. You killed my son. And now I kill you. And I can't think of anything more rational. Sidney Prescott: You're never going to get away with this. Mrs. Loomis: Of course I will. Everything's traceable back to Mickey, including the cop gun he used to kill everybody. But let's just suppose that you had gotten hold of the other cop's gun, and you chased Mickey, and there was a big shootout and a big scuffle, and you shot Mickey, killed Mickey dead, but not before he got off one shot at you. Okay. So, have I covered everything? Are there any questions, any comments? You know what, though? Who gives a flying fuck, anyway?! Let them try and track down the second possible

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Cotton Weary: [fires the gun in the air] Don't you fucking move! Okay, okay, okay. Everybody slow down. I have had a very, very bad day, and I would like to know exactly what the fuck is going on here. Sidney? Sidney Prescott: Cotton, meet Billy Loomis' mother. She's the killer. Cotton Weary: What? [Notices Mickey's body] Then who's that? Sidney Prescott: The other killer, Mickey. Cotton Weary: [steps over Mickey's body] ...O-kay... Sidney Prescott: Look, Cotton... Cotton Weary: Shut up. [Speaks to Mrs. Loomis] So...hi. You're, uh, not Debbie Salt, are you? You're not with the Post Telegraph. Mrs. Loomis: No, but I can still help you, Cotton. Cotton Weary: Ah-ah-ah. Mrs. Loomis: [desperate] You don't need her. Let me kill her! As long as she's alive, you're never going to be the lead story. That's what you really want, isn't it, Cotton? If you really wanna be in the spotlight, just let me kill her...right now. Then you're the only survivor. You're the star! [Yells in rage] SHE SENT YOU

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Gale Weathers: [checking Mrs. Loomis' body.] Is she dead? Sidney Prescott: I don't know. They always come back. Cotton Weary: Whoa! Sidney Prescott: Just in case.

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Sidney Prescott: 300 people watched. Nobody did anything. They thought it was a publicity, for Christ sakes. Randy Meeks: [Speaking in an Australian accent humorously] And it would have been a good one, too. Sidney Prescott: It's starting again, Randy. Randy Meeks: It's not. A lot of shit happens at the movies. People get robbed, shot, maimed, murdered. Movie theaters are very dangerous places to be these days. Sidney Prescott: [persistent] Yeah, and you are in extreme denial. Randy Meeks: You should be, too. This has nothing to do with us. Sidney Prescott: [frantic] Randy! A guy in a ghost mask hacked up two people in a movie theater filming our life story. Randy Meeks: Coincidence? Sidney Prescott: You know what happened at Woodsboro, Randy. You can't ignore it. Randy Meeks: [speaking normally now] I know, Sid, and I don't want to go back there again. Can't we just go back to our pseudo-quasi happy existence? Randy Meeks: HELLO, DEREK, how you doing? Derek: [kisses Sidney] Hi, Sid, I