Lucky Louie

Rich: What?<br> Louie: What do you mean "what?"<br> Rich: I mean "what the fuck?" Rich: What do think Louie? This morning she just woke up and looked at your dirty freckled cock... and thought to herself 'Oh yeah, I want that stuck in me'<br> Kim: Stop thinking about money, the only thing you should be thinking about ...is all. this. ASS.<br> Louie: (to her ass) WE CAN'T AFFORD IT<br> Kim: Yeah talk to it baby.<br> Louie: Look. I would love to tap that ass...<br> Kim: So tap it!<br> Louie: I want to.. But my dick is too aware that your pussy is a chamber of financial ruin<br> Kim: Are you serious??<br> Louie: I'm sorry, I need at least three thousand dollars in an interest bearing account to get fully hard<br> Louie: You were right. She was just trying to get pregnant.<br> Mike: So what?<br> Louie: So? I gotta choose between another kid or no sex for another year.<br> Mike: Ahh, go ahead. Have another one. That's how life goes. <br> Mike: (Contemplating) You fuck. You have kids. You ea

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Louie: Quit throwin your snatch at me so hard. Feels like your gonna rip my dick off. Mike: All that gratitude pours out of me and it makes her pop.

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If white people ain't havin' a good time, what's it all for?

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Our kid's a fucking asshole.

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I guess the main thing is, when I feel bad, I drink, and I don't feel bad anymore. And when I feel good, I drink, and I feel better

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Cause all married couples hate each other. The ones that don't make it are the ones that can't handle it, but we know we can handle it cause it's been there since the beginning, but we chose to be together!

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