Epic

Bombard: I don't know how much your mother told you about my work. Mary Katherine: Um, she... Nothing. Just that you have a delusional belief in an advanced society of tiny people living in the woods. And it... Well, it ruined your career. Not to mention your marriage. [Bomba looks at her with a hurt expression] Or something.

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Mary Katherine: Talking snails. Mub: [referring to Grub] Actually, he's a snail. I'm a slug. No shell over here, baby. It just slows me down.

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Mary Katherine: Who are you people? Ronin: We are the Leafmen, protectors of the forest.

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Mary Katherine: Um… you wouldn't happen to be an advanced society of tiny people living in the woods, would you? Ronin: Some of us are more advanced than others.

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Nod: Is that the best you got? Goon: [punches Nod really hard] How's that? Nod: [weakly] Better. Bufo: Nod, you know I like you. Nod: Yeah, I like you, too, Mr. Bufo. Bufo: And yet, you don't do what we agreed. We agreed that you would lose, but then you win. Nod: Now, I can't help it if I'm fast. You want me to lose, you got to give me some better competition. Bufo: It's called teamwork. Maybe if you understood that, the Leafmen wouldn't have kicked you out. Nod: They did not kick me out! I quit! Bufo: [chuckles] I admire your independent spirit, Nod. I miss that. [to his goons] Feed him to something. A snake would be good. Ronin: [appears] Nah, snakes just swallow you whole. Now if you put him in a hornet's nest, that's a show. Bufo: Oh, look, it's Ronin, defender of the weak, pooper of parties, here to ruin the fun. [gestures for his goons to let Nod go] Ronin: I didn't ruin all of it. I let you hit him. Nod: [annoyed] Twice! Ronin: [to Bufo] Hop along now, little froggie. Bufo: Eas

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Bufo: Hey, if this is a bad time, I can come back when you're done gardening. [Mandrake's guard pokes him] Oh! Hey! Mandrake: I imagine you're wondering why I invited you here. Bufo: I was frog-marched here at spear point. [Mandrake's guard pokes him again] Ah! How is that "invited"? Mandrake: [shrugs] I let you keep your legs. Bufo: [chuckles] Comedy. Terrific. Funny psychopath. Mandrake: There are rumors that the Leafman Ronin was at your place of business, and that he may have rescued a royal pod. Bufo: [chuckles] Real smooth. You got rid of the queen, but let her pod get away. [chuckles] Plus, your idiot general gets himself mulched. Mandrake: [angry] That idiot general... [shouting] WAS MY SON! Bufo: [stuttering] Uh, of course he was. He had your good looks, and your healthy grey complexion, and forgiving nature. Mandrake: Shut up! What's it gonna be, Bufo? Are you gonna talk, or are you gonna croak? [Bufo whimpers] Where are they taking the pod?

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