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Grease
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Rizzo: [on the first day of high school] Oh gosh. [removes her sunglasses] Well, here we are again. Marty: Yeah, but this time we're seniors. Rizzo: And we're going to rule the school! [they all laugh] Marty: Jan, that is so adolescent! Jan: We are adolescent. Rizzo: We don't have to flaunt it. [puts her sunglasses back on and her Pink Ladies jacket] Okay, girls. Let's go get them.
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Sonny: Jeez! Every teacher I got this year has flunked me at least once! Doody: If you don't watch it, you're going to be spending all you time in McGee's office. Sonny: Yeah, well, this year she's going to wish she's never seen me. Doody: Oh yeah? And what are you going to do? Sonny: I just ain't going to take any of her crap. That's all. I don't take no crap off nobody. Principal McGee: Sonny? Sonny: Oh Hello, ma'am. Principal McGee: Aren't you supposed to be in homeroom right now? Sonny: I was just going for a walk. Principal McGee: You were just dawdling, weren't you? Sonny: Yes, ma'am. Principal McGee: That is no way to start a new semester, Mr. Latierre. Sonny: (Speaks in italian while imitating Ricky Ricardo from I Love Lucy). Principal McGee: Perhaps a session of banging erasers after school would put you on the right track? Sonny: Yes, ma'am. Principal McGee: Are you just going to stand there all day? Sonny: No, ma'am. I mean, Yes, ma'am. I mean-- Principal McGee: Well which i
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Frenchy: Hey, Marty, are those new glasses? Marty: Oh yeah, I just got them for school. Don't you think they make me look smarter? Rizzo: Nah, you can still see your face. Jan:: How do you like school so far Sandy? Sandy: It's different..
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Rizzo: Patty Simcox, the bad seed of Rydell High. [to Patty] Hi. Patty: Oh, I just love the first day of school. Don't you? Rizzo: [sarcastically] It's the biggest thrill of my life. Patty: You'll never guess what happened. Rizzo: Probably not. Patty: They just announced the nominees for student council this morning and guess who's up for vice president? Rizzo: Who? Patty: Me. Isn't that the most? To say the least? Rizzo: The very least. Patty: I just hope I don't make too poor a showing. Rizzo: Well, we certainly wish you the best of luck. Don't we, girls?
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Frenchy: What did you do this summer, Sandy? Sandy: Oh, I spent most of it at the beach. I met a boy there. Rizzo: Haul your cookies all the way to the beach for some guy? Sandy: He was sort of special. Rizzo: There ain't no such thing. Sandy: He was really romantic.
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Danny: That's cool, baby. You know how it is, rockin' and rollin' and what not. Sandy: Danny? Danny: That's my name, don't wear it out. Sandy: What's the matter with you? Danny: What's the matter with me, baby, what's the matter with you? Sandy: What happened to the Danny Zuko I met at the beach? Danny: Well, I do not know. Maybe there's two of us. Why don't you take out a missing person's ad? Or try the yellow pages, I don't know. Sandy: You're a fake and a phony and I wish I never laid eyes on you!
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Rizzo: I've got so many hickeys people will think I'm a leper. Kenickie: Relax. A hickey from Kenickie is like a Hallmark card, when you only care enough to send the very best! Rizzo: You pig! Kenickie: Oh, I love it when you talk dirty!
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Rizzo: Somebody snaking you, Danny? Danny: Oh, bite the weenie, Rizz. Rizzo: With relish.
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Marty: What's with you tonight? Rizzo: I feel like a defective typewriter. Marty: Huh? Rizzo: I skipped a period. Marty: You think you P-G?! Rizzo: I don't know, big deal. Marty: Aren't you going to tell Kenickie?! Rizzo: Nah, you don't know the guy.
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Kenickie: Rizzo? Rizzo: Yeah? Kenickie: I hear you're knocked up. Rizzo: Oh, you do, huh? Boy, good news really travels fast! [glares at Marty] Kenickie: Why didn't ya tell me about it? Rizzo: What's it to ya? Kenickie: Thought I might be able to do something... Rizzo: You did enough! Kenickie: I don't run away from my mistakes. Rizzo: [sweetly] ...Hey, don't worry about it, Kenickie, it was somebody else's mistake. Kenickie: [he tries to laugh it off and walks away] Thanks a lot, kid. Rizzo: Any time.
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Blanche: When I hear music, I just can't make my feet behave. Sonny: She thinks she's Tinkerbell. Blanche: Hush, Sonny!
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Vince: Hi, I'm Vince Fontaine. Hey, do your folks know I come into your room every night over KZAZ, that is? I'm judging the dance contest. Marty: I don't think I'm entered. Vince: A knockout like you? What's your name? Marty: Marty. Vince: Marty what? Marty: Maraschino. You know, as in cherry.
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Rizzo: [breaks out a bottle of wine] Okay, how about a little Sneaky Pete to get the party going? [the girls all cheer] Jan: Italian Swiss colony. Wow! It's imported! I brought some Twinkies. Anybody want one? Marty: Twinkies and wine? Oh, that's real class, Jan. Jan: It says right here it's a dessert wine. [offers bottle to Sandy who's hesitant] Rizzo: Come on. Sandy didn't get any wine. Sandy: Oh. that's okay. I don't mind. Rizzo: I'll bet you've never had a drink before either. Sandy: Oh, yes I did. I had some champagne at my cousin's wedding once. Rizzo: Ah, ring-a ding-ding. Jan: What's wrong? We don't got cooties!
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Kenickie: Girls are only good for one thing. Sonny: Yeah, and what are you suppose to do with them for the other 23 hours and 45 minutes of the day [Sonny laughs with the guys] Putzie: Is that all it takes? 15 minutes?
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Rizzo: You goody-goodies are to much for me, I'm gonna get my kicks while I'm still young enough to get em [climbs out window] Frencie: What's she gonna do? Shimmy down the drain pipe?
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Rizzo: Swell bunch you are rushing here to help a lady Doody: Lady? I don't see a lady? [T-birds laughs] Kenickie: Shut up, shut Up! Rizzo: What's up, Kenick? Kenickie: One guess. Rizzo: You got a lot to offer a girl. Kenickie: Yeah, you know it Rizzo: What say you, Zuke? Danny: You're looking good, Rizz. Rizzo: Eat your heart out. Danny: Well, sloppy seconds ain't my style. [jumps out of the car] Rizzo: Where you going? to flog your log? Danny: What's better than hanging out with, you dorks. T-birds: Danny! Kenickie: Your chariot, my lady.
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Sandy: You know, Danny, I'm kind of worried about this Dance off. Maybe they dance differently the way we do back home. Rizzo: Its okay, Sandy, maybe we'll invent the Kangaroo bop. [Kenickie laughs sarcastically] Danny: Come on, Sandy, let's get out of here.
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Jan: Well I have been dieting all day. [to Putzie] My mother's apple pie is better than this stuff, you want a piece? Putzie: Yeah, sure Sonny: Hey, Putzie, 15 minutes.
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Frenchy: I wish I had a guardian angel to tell me what to do. You know, like Debbie Reynolds had in Tammy. What do you think? Vi: If you find him, give him my phone number.
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Coach Calhoun: Game rule one: all couples must be boy-girl. Putzie: Yeah, too bad, Eugene.
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Frenchy: Doody, how do I look? Doody: Like a beautiful blonde pineapple!
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Cha Cha: They call me Cha Cha. Coz I'm the best dancer at St Bernadettes. Frenchy: With the worst reputation.
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Marty: It was bad luck, Kenickie. Kenickie: Yeah, well, if it wasn't for bad luck, I wouldn't have no luck at all.