Superman II

Council Member #1: You three criminals have been caught in a further act of seditious treason! General Zod, your only feeling was contempt for our society; your only desire was to command! Ursa, the only feeling you showed was for your vicious General; your only wish: to rule at his side. Non, you are as without thought as you are without voice. This council has no hesitation in proclaiming you all... Council Member #2: Guilty. Council Member #3: Guilty. Council Member #4: Guilty. Council Member #5: Guilty. Council Member #6: Guilty.

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Perry White: Kent, I need a story to run with the page three sidebar. Get me everything you can on this terrorist group. Clark Kent: Right! [stops] Uh, sorry. T... terrorists? Perry White: Get your head out of the closet, Kent! Where've you been for the past twelve hours? Clark Kent: Home. Perry White: Well, don't you watch television? Clark Kent: Well actually I don't enjoy television, Mister White, there's too much violence. I was just reading Dickens. Jimmy Olsen: (races in) Mr. Kent! A gang of terrorists seized the Eiffel Tower! In Paris! Perry White: He knows where the Eiffel Tower is, Olsen! You do, don't you Kent? Clark Kent: Yes, sir. Has anybody been hurt? Jimmy Olsen: Well, so far the hostages are unharmed. Clark Kent: The hostages? Jimmy Olsen: Yeah! Tourists! About twenty of them! Perry White: Yeah, but that's just petty-ante stuff. These guys claim that if the French government doesn't meet their demands, they've got a hydrogen bomb ready to level Paris. Clark Kent: (genui

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Woman: What a nice man! Another woman: Of course he's Jewish.

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Clark Kent: Lois! Um, uh Lois! Uh (offer Lois her hot dog) Uh, here you go. Lois Lane: Where were you? Clark Kent: I was getting hot dogs. (Lois takes both hot dogs) What do you mean? Lois Lane: Well, it seems kind of strange to me that every time Superman's around, you disappear. Clark Kent: Superman?! I mean, he was here?! Lois Lane: Mm hmm. Clark Kent: (looks up) Golly! Lois Lane: And you weren't . . . as usual. So what have you got to say about that? Clark Kent: Darn! I forgot your orange juice. Lois Lane: Clark! Clark Kent: No orange juice?

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Lex Luthor: It's beautiful! It has everything. Miss Teschmacher: Wrong. Lex Luthor: Why didn't you go before we left? Miss Teschmacher: That was two days ago.

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Lois Lane: You know, it's, it's really amazing. I never started to put it together before now. It's just kind of funny, you know, cause a good reporter isn't supposed to let anything slip by her. Clark Kent: No. Course not. Lois Lane: Well, uh, I'm beginning to get the picture. Clark Kent: As usual, Lois, I-I really don't know what you're talking about. Um, tell you what, I-I'll meet you back at the hotel. Lois Lane: What's your hurry, Superman? Lois Lane: I gotta admit, you know. Your disguise is nearly perfect. You had me fooled. And I am nobody's fool, believe me. Clark Kent: Oh no, of course not, Lois. I mean, you just have an active imagination. You just get carried away sometimes. Believe me, I understand. It can happen to anybody. Lois Lane: Listen, I'm so sure you're Superman, that I'm willing to bet my life on it. Clark Kent: What? Clark Kent: Hmm. Lois Lane: And if I'm wrong, you've got yourself one hell of a story. Clark Kent: You think I'm [makes a flying gesture with his a

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