Surf's Up 2: WaveMania

Mr. McMahon: [opens a chest] What I hold here is the key that will unlock one of the greatest mysteries of our time. Chicken Joe: Why everything seems to taste like me? Mr. McMahon: No. This is the map to the most legendary surfing spot on the planet. [drumroll] The Trenches! Cody: I thought that the Trenches were just, like, made up...to scare little kids. Paige: Oh, it's real, alright. And everything you hear about it is true. Hunter: It's hidden somewhere on Slaughter Island, the most dangerous and mysterious place on the planet. JC: Jagged rocks, huge cliffs. Undertaker: It's a surfer's graveyard. Mr. McMahon: And we're going to ride it! RTL! Am I right, guys? Paige: Heck yeah! RTL! Hang 5: RTL! Cody: Hey Joe, what does RTL mean? Chicken Joe: I don't know, man. Rumbly tummy...ooh, something? [farts] Oh, I shouldn't have eaten all those escargogos. Mr. McMahon: Surfing the Trenches will be the greatest ride of my life. [frowns] And my last. Chicken Joe: Because you're gonna die?! Mr

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Mr. McMahon: This is the moment we've been waiting for! Paige: Whoa, this is amazing! Mr. McMahon: [laughing] Let's ride!

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Chicken Joe: Cock-a-doodle-dude! Hunter: [wakes up furiously] HRAAAAGH!!!!! Cock-a-doodle-SHUT UP!!!

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Lani: [sits next to Cody] Can't sleep? Cody: Yeah, I think I need a moment to calm down from all the excitement. My heart's jumping out of my chest. Lani: Yeah, I can imagnine. This has been some day. Must be a pretty big deal to you. Cody: This is my dream, Lani. I can't stop thinking about it. I don't think I blinked once all day. I didn't wanna miss a second. [he and Lani look up] Mr. McMahon thinks you're amazing. He's totally gonna pick you. Lani: Mm, I dunno. I miss Pen Gu. We've been gone for so long. I can't wait to tell our friends back home about all of this. Cody: [laughs] Yeah, they'll never believe it. I wish every day was like this. I feel like I'm finally living the life I always wanted to, y'know? I wish this feeling could last forever. Lani: [chuckles] Yeah, well, you still gotta sleep. Cody: Yeah, in a minute. Let's soak this in a while longer. [falls asleep on Lani, who also falls asleep]

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Cody: [lands his glider] Alright!!! Who's awesome? I'm awesome! [sees the team surrounding Chicken Joe] Whoa, what's going on, everyone? [gasps] Chicken Joe: [wakes up] The Undertakes saved me from death. Ironic! [faints] Cody: [confused] W-Where's your board? Undertaker: You destroyed it when you bumped Tank into Joe. Cody: [shocked] What?! [turns to Chicken Joe] Joe, man, I'm so sorry. I-I didn't mean to... JC: "Sorry" doesn't cut it, Cody. What the heck were you thinking? Tank: Yeah, man, why'd I ever do to you? All these years of friendship, and he still... [sniff] He still keeps these-these walls up, and...I don't know how to break 'em down. [fakes crying] I just don't know what to think anymore. Cody: [scoffs in annoyance] Are you kidding me, dude? [points at Tank] This guy's been sabotaging me since day 1! Hunter: And you think that makes it okay? Cody: Well, I, yeah. I-I was just tryna win, y'know? So I could prove I can be one of you. JC: Putting your friends in danger only pr

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Mr. McMahon: I told you from the start this kid's trouble. He almost got the chicken killed. That would have been on you, JC. JC: Cody's not like that, Mr. McMahon. He just got carried away competing with Tank. That guy's been acting like a jerk the whole time. Mr. McMahon: I wanted to know how Cody deals with his problems since you thought he was special. And now I know. We're a team, JC. That kid doesn't care about anything other than winning. And he doesn't give two sand crabs about who gets in his way. Maybe that's what you saw in him back at Pen Gu. Have you thought about that?

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