Quotes

The Fall Guy [1.01]

[to a thug holding a .22 target pistol on him] You shoot me with that, son, I'm liable to get mad.

The Fall Guy [1.01]

Colt. If you're going to play cop, at least use real bullets.

The Fall Guy [1.01]

Colt Seavers: Howie, what are you doing here? Why aren't you still in college? Howie Munson: It's a long story, Colt. Colt Seavers: Yeah, well just give me the Reader's Digest version.

The Fall Guy [1.01]

James Coburn: That was far-and-away the most exciting stunt I've ever seen in my life, Colt --- all that fire and chaos! Colt Seavers: Yeah, well, it felt pretty good --- I thought I'd died and gone to Hell!

The Fall Guy [1.01]

James Coburn: Lock that meddling guy up and throw away the key! Colt Seavers: Don't throw it too far --- he's a relative of mine!

The Meek Shall Inherit Rhonda [1.02]

Samantha 'Big Jack' Jack: Look, Colt, do you wanna earn an easy ten grand or not? Colt Seavers: Yeah, about as easy as catching that schoolteacher from Pasadena who'd stolen her mother's cat! Samantha 'Big Jack' Jack: Look, don't blame me for that --- I'd had no idea that it was just a ceramic cat!

Colt's Angels [1.05]

Howie Munson: Think about it, Colt. A team of Hollywood stuntmen, working undercover with the FBI... Colt Seavers: What is that, a police job or a TV series?

Guess Who's Coming to Town? [1.17]

Jackie Turlock: Mr. Seavers, get out of town! Colt Seavers: [looks up, slyly] That may be the sexiest threat I've ever heard...