Crimewave

Girl in bar: You're cute. Renaldo the Heel: Keep talkin', baby. Maybe you'll tell me something I don't already know.

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Renaldo the Heel: Well, maybe I'm a heel. Vic Ajax: Maybe I'm a guy who hates heels. Renaldo the Heel: Maybe I'm a heel who hates guys who hate heels.

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Nancy: I'm not that kind of girl! Renaldo the Heel: Well, with a little practice you could learn to be.

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Arthur Coddish: [About to electrocute Vic] How do you like it, medium or well-done? [Evil maniacal laughter] Nancy: Victor! Vic Ajax: Nancy! Arthur Coddish: You broke my shocker! Vic Ajax: Mister, you've done some bad things and I'm gonna deal out some swift justice!

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Vic Ajax: [after Nancy nearly got run over by the Exterminators] You maniacs! I've never seen anything like that... are you all right? Vic Ajax: Oh, you've got the key! Faron Crush: [the car backs up, and Crush comes out] One more thing child... don't you ever call me a maniac!

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Vic Ajax: Hello, Colonel. How are you this evening? Colonel Rodgers: Adequate. One mother-lovin' hell of a storm comin.' Know how I can tell? Steel plate clang in my head. Yes sir, Korea was no picnic.

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