Get Shorty

Chili: So what're you tellin' me, you're never gonna go to sleep again? Tommy: No, I said I'm never goin' to bed. There's a difference. See, the article says most people die in their beds. I figure long as I stay outta bed, I'm safe.

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Ray "Bones": You got a miss. Leo Devoe. Guy's six weeks over. Chili: He died. Ray "Bones": How'd you know he died, he tell you? Chili: Yes, Ray, he told me he was dead.

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Ray "Bones": Momo is dead, which means that everything that he had now belongs to Jimmy Capp, including you, which also means when I speak, I'm speaking for Jimmy — e.g. from now on you start showing me the proper fucking respect. Chili: "e.g." means "for example." I think what you want to say is "i.e." Ray "Bones": Bullshit. That's short for "ergo." Chili: Ask your man. Mob Guy: To best of my knowledge, "e.g." means "for example." Ray "Bones": e.g., i.e., fuck you! The point is this, is that when I say jump, you say "okay." Okay?

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Chili: What is this? Attendant: An Oldsmobile Silhouette. Chili: I reserved a Cadillac. Attendant: Yeah, well, this one's the Cadillac of minivans.

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Chili: Harry Zimm, how you doing? I'm Chili Palmer. Harry: Jesus, if I have a heart attack, I hope you know what to do. Chili: Where you been, Harry? Harry: Have we met? I don't recall. Chili: We just did. I told you my name's Chili Palmer.

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Chili: Harry, look at me. Harry: I'm looking at you. Chili: I want you to keep looking right here, okay? Harry: That's what I'm doing.

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