Quotes

Episode 7 The Dudette Next Door

Edd: Helloooo. Kim: Oh. Hi there. Edd: May I help you with your luggage? Kim: It's over there, thanks. Kim: Oh my gosh! My car! (Text reads "Later that day...")

Episode 7 The Dudette Next Door

Edd: YOU SON OF A BITCH!!! Katya: Hey Kim!

Episode 7 The Dudette Next Door

Hey Katya!

Episode 9 Zombeh Attack

Edd: Oh no! We hit that person. Tord: Big bloody deal, that person busted our car! Tom: We'll have to get a repair kit from the garage. Edd: Maybe there's one in that town over there.

Episode 9 Zombeh Attack

Matt: Hmm... wonder why all the graves are empty? Tom: Who cares?

Episode 9 Zombeh Attack

Matt: Hey, there's someone! I'll ask them for directions. Excuse me, but do you know where the-(Matt screaming) Tord: Oh my god, he bit off his arm. Edd: Run away! Tom: I think... we lost... them... [They then see a horde of zombehs] Tord: Oh my god, it's getting closer!

Episode 9 Zombeh Attack

Edd: Run away again! Tord: Hmm... we should find a safe base to hide in. Tom: Yeah, but it will need to be camouflaged. [3 hours later..., in the base, there is a sign with "Out of Order" and "No Brains Here" written on it] Edd: Perhaps we should go and look for weapons. Tom, why don't you go outside and see where we can get some.

Episode 9 Zombeh Attack

Hmmmm.... Hmmmmmmmm.... Aha!

Episode 9 Zombeh Attack

Tom: LET'S GO LOOTING!! Edd: Okay!

Episode 9 Zombeh Attack

Okay, we have to attack them by surprise. Tom, take the left, I'll take the right and you take the middle, Edd. Ready? Go!

Episode 9 Zombeh Attack

Edd: Matt? Zombeh Matt: Indubitably! (wtf) Tom: Drive! Drive!

Episode 9 Zombeh Attack

Oh... my... God! It's...T-t-t-t-t-Tord!

Episode 21 Breakfast

Edd: Oii! Make your own! (Tord walks to the refrigerators And he opens the refrigerators and the bacon's gone) Tord: No bacon? Eeeeeedd.

Episode 21 Breakfast

Tord: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! Edd: So what? There is probably more in the kitchen anyway. Tord: No, that was the last piece in the house. Edd: Las- Last piece?!? I'LL KILL YOU!

Episode 25 Zombeh Nation

Narrator: Please remember to keep all your belongings and luggage with you at all time whilst travelling on the underground. (Matt holds the belongings and the train stopped) Mind the gap. (opens the doors the zombie scares matt!) Matt: ZOMBIES! (He Pushes the zombie and fall over him and Matt looks at all the zombies) Son of a... (Eddsworld: Zombeh Nation: Created by Edd) Tom: Hello?? (gibberish) Matt is trapped in a zombie infested train station! Edd: So? Tom: Err so, we should save hime and stuff. Edd: Why? Tom: Why? Matt: Why?! Because, I'm your friend, you butt munch! Besides, I have the emergency coke. (evil laugh) Tom: Alright... let's go save Matt, and whatever.

Episode 35 Zanta Claws

Edd: (Edd coming back from the grocery store, and Tom has a bazooka with the aim to kill Santa Claus.) Uh, Tom, what are you doing? Tom: Celebrating Christmas! Why, what do you think it looks like? Edd: Um, trying to kill Santa Claus? Tom: You got me Edd! Edd: But I thought the real Santa died centuries ago? Tom: (sees Santa's sleigh, but his eyes widen) Get inside! Edd: What? Tom: NOW!