Meatballs

[singing] We are the C.I.T.s so pity us.<br>The kids are brats; the food is hideous.<br>We're gonna smoke and drink and fool around.<br>We're nookie-bound!...<br>We are the North Star C.I.T.s!

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Wendy: Tripper, I'm looking forward for some action this summer. I hope you and your gentlemen can supply it for me. Tripper: Well, I could supply it, but they guy you got to watch out for is Spaz. Wendy: Spaz? Tripper: He's a sex machine. Wendy: Are you kidding me? He couldn't wake me up with a trumpet and a drum. Tripper: Well, I went out with him one night and he got us six nurses by himself, and four of them couldn't report to work the next morning.

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Interviewer: These children are going to the most glamorous of all summer camps: Camp Mohawk. There's a two year waiting list and every child has to be voted in. On top of that it costs $1,000 a week to to go to Camp Mohawk. The question is, is it worth a $1,000 a week? Tripper: [walks over] It sure is. It's the best darn camp there is. Interviewer: Well, are you connected with Camp Mohawk? Tripper: Well, I think so. I'm the program director, Jerry Aldini. Interviewer: Well, how do you justify a $1,000 a week? Tripper: Well, we have some special programs. Uh, we're doing Shakespeare in the Round again this year, of course. Uh, our political round table, Henry Kissinger will appear. Yasser Arafat is gonna come out, spend a weekend with the kids. Just rap with them. Tripper: And the kids wanted animals. So this year, each camper will stalk and kill his own bear in our private wildlife preserve. Interviewer: Are you sure the children can, uh, can hack that? Tripper: We'll see. But, the re

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Tripper: Can I have some fries, please? [sees Rudy sitting in a diner both] Hey! Gerner. How's it goin'? This is the best damn food in the whole Two Pines area. Not surprised you found this place. I had you pegged for a gourmet first time I met you. You know, that's a smart move bringing a suitcase. You don't wanna be leaving a lot of valuable socks and underwear around camp where people can wrestle around in them when you're out on the town. [Waiter brings Tripper his French fries] Thank you. [to Rudy] You like ketchup? Rudy: I'm going away. Tripper: You goin' to Vegas? If you're going to Vegas, man, then I would be up for it cause I love that town. I'm a party guy, I love that town. Rudy: I don't think they want me around. Tripper: You talking about the soccer-heads back there? Well, that's life in the fast-paced, slam-bang, live-on-the-razor's-edge, laugh-in-the-face-of-death world of junior league soccer. Rudy: I'm serious, I've never played the game before! I tried to tell them. T

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Tripper: Okay, the zone's not working. They're a little bit too good to cover man-to-man, and we can't shoot for shit. Crockett: What kind of talk's that for a coach? Tripper: I'm not gonna lie. There's no way we're gonna beat this team. Wheels: What are we gonna do, Trip? Tripper: We're gonna lose. Wheels: What? Tripper: But we can lose with some self-respect.

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Tripper: [while dancing together] Is that a bra you're wearing or are you expecting an assassination attempt? Roxanne: Are those Clorets in your pocket or are you just glad to see me? Tripper: Okay. We're even. Three years of this, I don't think I have many lines left. Frankly, Roxanne, I'm frightened. Roxanne: Oh, don't go human on me now, Trip.

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