Crocodile

Kit: We were just attacked by some HUGE creature and you're worried about BLISTERS and dirt in your eyes? Sheriff Bowman: Gator... Crocodile... What's the difference? Shurkin: It takes a lot to sever a spine. You see, a crocodile's teeth intertwine. They snap shut with forty pounds of pressure. I can't tell you how bad this is, sheriff.

Crocodile (2000 film), CC BY-SA 4.0

Annabelle: I've survived 19 years in New York City. Murders, rapists, muggers, you name it! Now I'm gonna be eaten by a fucking monster? Duncan McKay: Annabelle, why don't you take the phone profinity and shove it up your ass!

Crocodile (2000 film), CC BY-SA 4.0

Duncan McKay: That's from, like, an ostrich or something. Hubs: Or a beaver!

Crocodile (2000 film), CC BY-SA 4.0

Duncan McKay: Hey, blow me! Claire: I'd rather die!

Crocodile (2000 film), CC BY-SA 4.0