Soul Plane

Gaeman: Please, man, I... Captain Mack: What part of "You ain't flying this plane" don't you understand? Sit back and enjoy the flight, Idi Amin!

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Blanca: [after catching Method Man staring at her chest] Ain't no drink down there. Muggsy: There isn't.

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Heather Hunkee: Fine. For a couple more hours. I am 17 and then I'll be 18. Then I can party and have sex. Mr. Hunkee: Sex?! No, no. Heather Hunkee: Yeah, sex. Missionary, doggie-style, rocking the baby, getting tea-bagged, playing the trombone while I'm tossing a salad, hand jobs, ear jobs, blow jobs. Getting a pearl necklace, riding the bologna pony... sucking-- Mr. Hunkee: That's enough!

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Worldwide Airlines Ticket Agent: OK, Mr. Hunkee, I have good news and bad news. The bad news is that your flight 114 to JFK has been cancelled. Barbara: Oh, for the love of... Worldwide Airlines Ticket Agent: But, the good news is that we have found another airline that can accommodate you this evening. [in background] Would you be interested in flying another airline? Mr. Hunkee: No problem. Worldwide Airlines Ticket Agent: OK, four tickets for flight... 069, on NWA. What you gonna wanna do is go to gate 1, uh, that's Terminal X, and we'll send your luggage on down for you. Mr. Hunkee: Thank you. Worldwide Airlines Ticket Agent: Good luck!

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Billy Hunkee: Oh shoot! Barbara: Terminal Malcolm X?

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Captain Mack: Hey, yo Game, why don't you go secure the cockpit, homie. Gaeman: Yes, right away. [locks the cockpit door] This motherfucker is locked. Captain Mack: [picks up a bobble head doll] Fred G. Sanford, my n*****, and the "G" is for going places, can you dig it? [shakes bobble head, making it nod its head] Now we ready to roll. [the plane starts up and backs up] Oh nerves got switches in this, huh? [hits a switch] Mmm yum, and they work! [camera cuts to some surprised passengers] Oh this is hot yo! [plane bounces around] Yeah! Gaeman: Oh my gosh! [plane continues bouncing] Captain Mack: Bounce with me! This has hooked up! Gaeman: Like an elephant! Captain Mack: Yeah! Bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce! Gaeman: Hey, I have the perfect music for this! Yes I have it right here. [puts a CD in the stereo] Huh what what... huh what what- Captain Mack: [interrupts Gaeman] Hey man, hold on man, hold on. Gaeman: Like an elephant! Ha ha! Captain Mack: Naw man, you got to tur

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