Spin City

Mike: Who here is gay? Mike: Not that kind of gay. Nikki: (on phone): I didn't mean to scare you, it was just a simple run of the mill orgasm... (Mike walks up) ...Can you hold on a second, Mom? Mike: Oh, I'll let you get back to your mom, before she loses her erection. Reporter: Mr. Mayor, would you consider marching in the gay pride parade this week? Mayor: What are you, drunk?

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Mike: (about Mayor Garfield's passing) We need to get working on your statement. Mayor: I killed him. I killed him dead. Mike: That's a good starting point. How about softening it up a little? Mayor: It's not jealousy; I just wish I had what he had. Nikki: They had a candle light vigil at the fountain last night. Hundreds showed up. Carter: Of course only five people could fit around it at one time. They had to vigil in shifts.

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Even if I were prejudiced against gays, I'd want 'em to get married. Give them a taste of the nightmare the rest of us live through every day.

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Carter: Believe it or not, I came out at Thanksgiving. Nikki: How'd you pull that off? Carter: Very subtle. "Dad, great job carving the turkey. I'm a homosexual." Nikki: Well, every year, I go to my sister's house, hug her three beautiful children, then my family gathers round, ties me to a chair, and pummels me with questions about why I'm not married yet. Stuart: Me, my mom, my dad, three Hungry Man dinners, and a big box of wine. The first "I hate you" comes out around 9:30.

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I'm not a club kinda guy. If I wanna shout, I'll go visit my grandmother.

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It's not like I'm sleeping with every man in town. You are straight. Do you sleep with every woman you meet?

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