Space Chimps

Dr. Jagu: Oh, I don't know what makes me happier-- Einstein's unified field theory... or watching monkeys on a treadmill. Titan: [singing]: I am Titan, I am strong! Ham: [singing]: No one wants to sing along. [throws banana peel at Titan and he slips] Get a life, one two. You're lame, Three, four. [Luna looking at Ham, mad] What? Dr. Bob: And to think, I almost dropped out of Harvard to start a software company. Who's laughing now, Bill Gates? Dr. Jagu: Memorizing sequences is a vital test of the chimps' brain capacity.

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Luna: Let me just say one thing. Comet: [listening through radio] Luna's alive! Luna: You are the most annoying, obnoxious, self-centered creature I've met. Houston: [listening through radio] Ham's alive.

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Titan: You could help me find my crew. Zartog: There are more? Splork: Two others. We, uh, lost them in Gunglvyck Jungle. Zartog: What kind of idiot would go in there? Titan: Ham.

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Luna: [recording] Lieutenant's log: We are stranded on a hostile alien planet. Commander Titan has been kidnapped- Ham: And we're falling in love! Luna: No, we're not! Ignore that last part! Delete! Delete!

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Ham: Ow! Easy on the fur, "Furious George"! Titan: Unruly Crew member has been detained. Ham: Ow! Titan: Enact regulation number 815. Ham: [sarcastically] What's regulation 815? Titan: [smiles suspiciously] Ham: Guys! I gotta pee!

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