Stargate SG-1, season 3

Col. Makepeace: Can you walk on that? Dr. Jackson: It's just a deep bleeding gash, but it'll be fine.

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Hathor: (in a female voice) We will destroy you for this. Col. O'Neill: And we would just like you to go away!

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Col. O'Neill: [pretending to be a Goa'uld] Jaffa, Hi! Trofsky: Old man Goa'uld. How are ya? Col. O'Neill: You heard me, I said "hi!" Dr. Jackson: Jack? Col. O'Neill: Hey guys. Makepeace! Nice rescue! Good Job!

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Col. O'Neill: All right, listen up. There's something you should know before you start shooting and killing and ruining what could be the start of a beautiful friendship. Our beloved Hathor…is dead. Trofsky: What you say is impossible. Hathor is a queen. More than that, she is a goddess. Col. O'Neill: Yeah, okay, ex-goddess, maybe. I killed her myself. You should trust me on this. She's gone. She is no more. She's… well, let's face it, she's a former queen.

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Col. O'Neill: Jaffa jokes? Let's hear one of them. Teal'c: I shall attempt to translate one, O'Neill. A serpent guard, a Horus guard, and a Setesh guard meet on a neutral planet. It is a tense moment. The serpent guard's eyes glow. The Horus guard's beak glistens. The Setesh guard's... nose drips.

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Col. O'Neill: Dare I ask about the men inside the compound? Dr. Jackson: They were turned into eunuchs. Col. O'Neill: Eunuchs as in…snip-a-dee do-da? Sweet.

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