Bones, season 12

If I've learned anything from being in this chair it's that happiness comes from accepting what you have.

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That is one of the many benefits of growing older, we grow wiser in the process.

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Booth: What is with the breath coming through the back right now? It smells like death warmed over almost like a toxic blast of camel butt. Aubrey: [looks offended] Wow. This is a black kale chia smoothie. Booth: Why? Why are you drinking that? Did you lose a bet or something? Brennan: Do you have an infected lesion? Booth: What? Why would you even ask that? Brennan: Well, black kale is high in vitamin K and antioxidants, both of which promote healing. Aubrey: Jessica just thought maybe it'd be a good idea if I went on a junk food cleanse. Booth: Go back to the donuts because that just smells like monkey ass.

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Booth: I'm a sniper, you hear me, and snipers, they do not fire blanks. Brennan: And in that analogy, my ovaries are what, target practice?

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Brennan: Booth, I found something. Booth: She found something. Francis: Oh, my Is this where he died? Booth: No, this is where he went to heaven. Brennan: My husband is euphemistically referring to sex. By the sheer quantity–– Booth: [interrupts] You're gonna need a new cleaning service. So who was Mr. Felbeck seeing? Brennan: By seeing, he means in-intercourse.

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Brennan: Angela, is this one of the computers from the retirement home? Angela: Yeah. And you won't believe what I'm finding. Brennan: I assume you're referring to pornographic material? Angela: Enough to make a teenage boy blush. You'd think at a certain age enough would be enough. Brennan: Not for the male of the species. They are biologically programmed to keep wanting sexual gratification. Which is why I told Booth he needs to get a .

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