Friends, season 4

Joey: Monica got stung by a jellyfish. Monica: Alright, alright. I got stung. I got stung bad. I couldn't stand. I couldn't walk. Chandler: We were two miles from the house. We were scared and alone. We didn't think we could make it. Monica: I was in too much pain. Joey: And I was tired from digging a huge hole! Chandler: And then Joey remembered something... Joey: I'd seen this thing on The Discovery Channel. Ross: Wait a minute, I saw that, on The Discovery Channel. About jellyfish, and how if you... Eww! You peed on yourself? Phoebe, Rachel: Eww! Monica: You can't say that! You don't know! I thought I was going to pass out from the pain. Anyway, I tried, but I couldn't...bend that way. So... Phoebe, Ross, Rachel: [turning to the guys] Eww! Joey: Yeah that's right. I stepped up! She's my friend and she needed help. And if I have to I'd pee on any one of you. Only, I couldn't... I got the stage fright. I wanted to help, but there was just too much pressure. So, so I turned to Chandler

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Ross: And for the record, it took two people to break up this relationship! Rachel: Yeah! You and that girl from the copy place, which yesterday you took full responsibility for! Ross: I didn't know what I was taking responsibility for! Okay? I didn't finish the letter! Rachel: What?! Ross: I fell asleep! Rachel: You fell A-SLEEP?! Ross: It was five-thirty in the morning. And you had rambled on for eighteen pages. FRONT AND BACK! Ross: Oh, oh, oh, and by the way, y-o-u-apostrophe-r-e means "you are". Y-o-u-r means "your"! Rachel: Ugh You know, I can't believe I even thought of getting back together with you! We are soooo over! Ross: [fakes beginning of sniveling and interrupts it saying...] FINE BY ME! Rachel: Oh, oh and hey, hey, hey those little spelling tips will come in handy when you're home on Saturday nights playing scrabble with Monica! Monica: Hey! Rachel: [to Monica] Sorry! [to Ross] I feel bad about all that sleep you'll miss wishing you were with me! Ross: Oh, no, no, no, d

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Chandler: Wow,that ripped. Chandler: That ripped real nice. Joey: Who many times do I have to tell you; you turn and slide? You know? Turn and slide. Chandler: But you don't turn and slide, you throw it out! I'm tired of having to get a tetanus shot every time I get dressed. Joey: Well, we're not throwing it out. I built this thing with my own hands. Chandler: Alright how 'bout we. How 'bout we sell it?

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Chandler: [Comes home to find all their possessions gone] OH MY GOD! Joey: [Yelling from inside the entertainment center] WHAT? Chandler: [letting Joey out] Are you alright? Joey: Aw man, he said he wouldn't take the chairs! Chandler: What the hell happened? How were you locked in and where the hell is all of our stuff?! Joey: This guy came by to look at the unit and he didn't think it was big enough to fit a grown man. Chandler: So you got in there voluntarily? Joey: I was trying to make a sale. Oh man if I ever see that guy again, you know what I'm gonna do? Chandler: [shouting] Bend over?

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Rachel: Wow. They really got you guys— your TV, the chairs. Phoebe: Yeah, your microwave, the stereo... Joey: [looking at cards] Oh man, he took the five of spades! Oh, no, no, no. Here it is. Monica: [enters] Oh, my god What happened? Chandler: Oh, um, Joey was born, and then twenty-eight years later, I was robbed.

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Joanna: What are you doing? Chandler: I'm getting dressed. Joanna: Why? Chandler: When I walk outside naked, people throw garbage at me.

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