Office Romance

Ryzhova: When a woman is told that she is a good girl, does it mean that she's an utter fool? Kalougina: I have such an unstained reputation, it's high time to compromise me.

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Kalougina: You have stated that I am tough... Novoseltsev: Why, you are tender... Kalougina: inhuman... Novoseltsev: Human! Kalougina: heartless... Novoseltsev: Hearty! Kalougina: dry... Novoseltsev: Wet!

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Novoseltsev: Now let's sort it out with you. When will you stop being making mischief? Why is everyone always complaining about you? Novoseltsev: Why don't they complain about the other children, eh? And why have you been eating plasticine? Vova: But I ate it with sugar! Novoseltsev: You're a big boy, you know perfectly well that we don't eat play dough. And what did you guys lock Masha in a closet for? Vova: You see, I locked her in, but the key got lost... Novoseltsev: March! And don't even think of smearing glue on the teacher's chair, you hear!

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Kalougina: Wait, it dawned upon me... Are you drunk? Novoseltsev: No, when I am drunk I am violent. (gives a neighing laugh) But right now I am quiet. Kalougina: I am lucky!

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Kalougina: I hope you're not going to play music now. Novoseltsev: Yeah... I want to... sing! Kalougina: What a misfortune! Novoseltsev: Why? My friends say that I have a beautiful baritonal... descant!

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Novoseltsev: We love you... In the bottom of our souls... Somewhere very deep... Kalougina: So deep that I don't even notice it!

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