Lie to Me

Cal Lightman: (to Gillian) Politician. That's all you. Charge him by the lie. You can retire tomorrow Cal Lightman: Just getting in, Loker? Loker: Yeah, I got piss-drunk last night with my roommate, and I was just lying in bed this morning thinking how nasty hot Nancy Grace is, and just trying to decide if I was gonna come in at all cause it's not like there's anyone in here to fantasize about. Gillian Foster: No offence taken. Loker: I don't go for married women. Baldridge: So Dr. Lightman just assumes you're a liar if you're a politician? Gillian Foster: He assumes you're a liar if you're a Homo sapien. Eli: I would like to sleep with you. Cal Lightman: Ah, Eli Loker, Ria Torres. He's harmless, just always speaks the truth about what's on his mind. What do you call it again? Eli: Radical honesty. Gillian Foster: Do you still have that note, that I brought you? I want it for my office. Cal Lightman: (handing over the note) You really are a pack rat. Gillian Foster: You could have just

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Cal Lightman: What do you see? Gillian Foster: I see an skeptical, emotionally distant scientist obsessing over facial twitches.

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You know the fifth-grade boy with the vintage Dr. J poster and the instant recall of his career stats. (Eli nods) I was that boy.

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We're not magicians. We're scientists.

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Ria Torres: Hey, what's up with the mime act? Cal Lightman: You ask the questions, I observe. Gillian Foster: Dr. Lightman finds asking questions distracting. He prefers to watch.

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Cal Lightman: Quite a bicep you've got there. You must really love the weight room, huh? I don't normally mix business with pleasure, but... wow. And, I was wondering you fancy grabbing a drink later? Sergeant Scott: Ahh, I'm not gay. And isn't this a little inappropriate? Cal Lightman: Absolutely. Sergeant Scott: Right. Excuse me. Ria Torres: What the hell was that? Cal Lightman: I love a man in uniform, you know?

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