Ralph Breaks the Internet

Ralph: [off-screen] Okay, my turn, my turn! Um, I got one. Vanellope: [off-screen] Great, but can you make it a little more challenging this time? Ralph: [off-screen] Okay, check this out. [clears his throat] I spy with my little eye something yellow and round, and it eats dots. Vanellope: [off-screen; scoffs] Seriously, Ralph? Ralph: [off-screen] Yeah, seriously. You're never gonna get it. Vanellope: [off-screen] Well, obviously, it's Pac-Man! Ralph: No! That's not – Why is that obvious? Vanellope: Name one other thing in this whole arcade that is yellow and round and eats dots. Ralph: I can name two things: Ms. Pac-Man and Baby Pac-Man. Boom! I accept your apology. Vanellope: Yeah, you're right. Okay, but was it Pac-Man? Ralph: Yeah, you got me.

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Ralph: "Whiffey"? Or "Wifey"? Well, it’s either whiffleball or an arranged marriage game. Sonic: It's actually pronounced "Wi-Fi", Ralph. Ralph: Yeah, that’s what I said. Sonic: And Wi-Fi is the Internet, which is an online community where human beings go to shop and play games and socialize. Vanellope: Ooh, fun! Surge Protector: [appears in front of the video-game characters] No, it is not! That sign right there says "Wi-Fi", but what it should say is "Die-Fi". [chuckles, but no one responds] That's a little humor there, but seriously, the Internet is nothing to laugh at. [straps police tape around the entrance] It is new, it is different, and therefore we should fear it. So keep out, for Pete's sake, and get to work. The arcade’s about to open!

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Vanellope: [dodges the gumballs] And one, two, three gumballs. Right on cue! Nafisa: [about Vanellope] I love it when she glitches! Vanellope: [snores and wakes up to Taffyta] Excuse me, I must've fallen asleep. Oh, fun, I'm winning. [drives away from Taffyta, who starts crying] Ralph: [creates a new track for Vanellope to try; chuckles] She's gonna love this. [hears Vanellope driving by; laughs] Right on time! [runs off] Vanellope: [confused] What? [seeing three signs] "Looking for something new, and different? Then take this track!" Oh, Ralph, you old son of a gun! I'd say I got a little time for a detour! [drives to the new track on the right] Swatti: [gasps] Hey, look! I think I unlocked a new track! Nafisa: Never seen that before. Vanellope: This is awesome! [from a distance] Thanks, Ralph! Ralph: [laughs] You're welcome! Nafisa: Get back on the track, Swatti! You're going to lose! Swatti: I can't! It's like it's driving itself! [struggles to turn the wheel; Vanellope drives aroun

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Surge Protector: What are you people doing out your game, for Pete's sake? The arcade is open! Ralph: [enters Game Central Station] Sugar Rush is getting unplugged! Wynchell: We're homeless! Duncan: [as he and Wynchell both hug each other; sobbing] Yeah, yeah, we're homeless! Candlehead: Oh, what are we gonna do? [Taffyta breaks down, crying] Surge Protector: Calm down! Calm down. Get a hold of yourself. [sighs] Unplugging. Good Lord, I haven't seen this many game-less characters since Space Invaders went down. Vanellope: Where are we gonna live? Surge Protector: Well, you can stay here until the arcade closes, I guess, and then we'll figure out where the heck we're gonna put y'all. [Vanellope sadly glitches]

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Ralph: [as he exits Shank's car] This car is not designed for a big boy. Shank: [to Ralph] You guys really thought you could steal my car? Well, let me tell you what's gonna happen now. Ralph: [to Shank] No, wait! Listen. We aren't normally car thieves. My friend here, she's a candy cart racer. [pretends to feel emotional] You should see her racing on her cookie wafer cart we built together. [Vanellope turns away at this unnecessary moment] The thing is, her perfect little game broke and it was my fault! [starts crying] So, we are here to try to fix it and we need money to do that and someone was gonna pay us money to steal your car- Shank: [comforts Ralph by patting his giant finger] Okay, okay. You can stop crying. Though I do respect your wonderful display of vulnerability. Ralph: [sniffles and stops crying] Thank you. Shank: I get it. I do. Friendship is everything to us, too. Right, guys? Felony: Word. We're like family. Ralph: That's really great. So, does this mean we can keep y

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Buzz Lightyear: To infinity and beyond! Vanellope von Schweetz: Aw, come on! Princesses and cartoon characters? Lame. Eeyore: Hey! Easy there. Vanellope von Schweetz: Oh! I mean, no offense or anything. Vanellope von Schweetz: [to Nick] Excuse me, sir! Nick Wilde: [gets angry at Vanellope, then calms down, and resumes enjoying his pawpsicle]

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