Hotel Transylvania

Wayne: [entering along with Wanda] Hey, kids, reel it in! You're only supposed to make Mom and Dad miserable. Drac: [as one of the werewolf pups snag on his cape] Now, now, is that any way to behave? This is a hotel, not a cemetery. Werewolf Pup: Sorry, Uncle Drac. Wayne: Drac! How are ya? Drac: [hugs him, happily] Wayne, my old friend! Wayne: Couldn't wait for this weekend. Always great to be out of the shadows for a couple days. Drac: The family looks beautiful. Let me just clean up their filth. Housekeeping! Griffin: Guilty. You are irresistible.

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Murray: [arriving at the hotel lobby by sand] Here comes the party! Drac: Hello, Murray! Murray: Drac, what's up, buddy? Drac: The sand, Murray, the sand! Always with the sand. Griffin: You're welcome.

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Shrunken head: Oh, it's you. Glad you could make it. Drac: Is she up yet? Shrunken head: Oh, she's up. She's ready to go. And by "go", I mean go. As in, go check the world out. What you gonna do? What you gonna say? Count "Drac" Dracula: I got it covered. Please, relax. Just do your job. [opens the door] Good morning, Mavey-Wavey! Happy Birthday, my little mouse! Mavis: [deadpan] Thank you, Dad. I know it's my birthday. Dracula: I have so much fun planned! Whoo-hoo! But first, we go catch some scorpions together, just the two of us, yes, Dead-ums? Mavis: Dad, please let me speak. There's something we have to talk about. Drac: You want to go out into the world. You can. Mavis: Aha! I knew you were gonna say that. But, Dad, you gave me your word, you know that I know that a Dracula's word is sacred. That our trust is the core of our… Wait, what? Drac: I said you can go. Mavis: You're just playing with me. Drac: No, no, no, no. You're old enough to drive a hearse now. You’re old enough to

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Drac: A human. [lunges at Johnny against the doorway] Who are you? And how did you find this place? Johnny: Oh, I'm Jonathan. And I was mountain climbing with some dudes, and heard this story about a spooky forest. And who's not going to go into a spooky forest, right? So, then I see these goofy-looking dudes on fire... And I just kind of followed them to this, like, amazing castle. Builder: [in Drac’s mind] But, of course, be smart. No bonfires, no firework shows. Drac: How many of you are there? Johnny: Just me. I like to hit it alone. You meet so many awesome people in the youth hostels. Hey, speaking of awesome, that cape thing is [singsongy] killing it. Is this, like, a costume party here? Drac: What have I done? This is all my fault. You have to leave.

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Drac: Deviled lizard fingers!? I asked for spleens-in-blankets! Quasimodo: You ugly fool! I told you! He doesn't like the lizard fingers! Gargoyle Waiter: But you said... [Quasimodo slams the plate on top of the waiter’s head.] Johnny: [sees Skeleton Wife and approaches her] Whoa! Check that costume out! Wow, seriously, I just have to ask - how are you pulling this off? I mean, it looks so real, like I– [reaches his hand through her chest] I could just reach my hand through and... [Skeleton Wife shrieks and slaps Johnny.] Skeleton Husband: [suddenly appears; angrily to Johnny] What do you think you're doing?! Johnny: [frightened with realization] Uh— She's... She's real! You're real! Skeleton Husband: Yeah, and I'll give you a real beating! Keep your hands outta my wife! [shoves Johnny and he bumps into Bigfoot, then he looks up to see his face and starts shrieking] Drac: [hears Johnny screaming and turns to see he's not behind him anymore] Oh, no! [heads out to find him] Johnny: [real

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Drac: [concerned] Mavis, honey, are you alright? Mavis: [dazed] Yeah, I think so. That was weird… Johnny: [groaning] Oh, my head hurts… Mavis: [curious] Um, who is that? Drac: [nervous] Who is what? Oh! Oh, that? That is, uh… nobody. Mavis: [deadpan] Seriously, Dad? Johnny: [surprised] "Dad"!? Mavis: Yeah, I know. (I'm) Dracula's daughter. Everybody freaks out at first. Johnny: [hysterical] Dracula?! Drac: Okay, we gotta go. [quickly takes Johnny away, leaving Mavis completely suspicious. Drac opens the door to his bedroom.] Johnny: [screams in horror] PLEASE DON'T KILL ME! I'M SO YOUNG! I HAVE SO MANY PLACES I WANT TO SEE! I'VE GOT TICKETS TO 6 DAVE MATTHEWS BAND CONCERTS! I'M GETTIN' OUT OF HERE! [opens the cellar door and a monster from offscreen roars at Johnny potentially to make him scream and forcing him to go back up] Drac: [to Johnny] Shut up, already. It's impossible for me to think with all your noise. [opens the cellar door] Sorry, Glen! Go back to sleep! [closes in and Gle

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