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Mom: I'm just worried. Dad: About what? Mom: I don't know. Thomas, leaving him alone all weekend. Dad: Oh please. Come on honey, he's 17 years old. Mom: That's what I'm worried about. Dad: Let's be realistic here. This is Thomas we're talking about. He's not exactly Mr. Popular. Mom: What is that supposed to mean? Dad: I'm just saying that he's not that type of kid, you know. He's got a couple friends, they're gonna hang out, but they're not gonna do anything. He's a sweet kid, but he's a loser.

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Thomas: My parents are gonna crucify me if anything gets fucked up! You know what I don't care if everyone thinks I'm a dick, I'm getting them out of the house. Costa: Dude come on. Costa: Dude what the fuck are you doing? Thomas! Please don't embarrass me like this! Thomas: Hey listen up! Alexis: Yeah, Thomas! Woow!

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Kirby: [Filming Thomas] So Thomas, are you having fun? Thomas: No. Kirby: Not at all? Thomas: Yes. Kirby: You look pretty fucked up. Thomas: I'm, I'm, I'm a little fucked up. Kirby: But you look good. Have you gotten lucky at all? Thomas: [smiling at her] I'm pretty lucky right now. Kirby: Slow down dude.

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Thomas: [Looking at a picture from when they were younger] Oh my god. What was wrong with me? Wow, this was before Costa. Kirby: Yeah, the good old days. Thomas: Yeah, back when you were still in the crew. Thomas: You used to be so cute, what happened? Kirby: Shut the fuck up. It still looks like me. Thomas: [He kisses her] Was that weird? I'm sorry. Shit that was weird wasn't it? Kirby: No, it was... Thomas: Fuck.

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Costa: [All three are sprawled on the front lawn, high on ecstacy] I love you guys. No seriously. Look I realize I can be like a huge dick sometimes, I'm really sorry for that. Thomas: It's okay. Costa: No it's not. JB, I'm sorry for buying you a bra on your birthday. That wasn't cool. J.B.: Wasn't cool man. Costa: And I'm sorry for all the times I called you "fat fuck." "Pudgy bitch." "Fudgy the whale." And I'm sorry for that time at your brother's Bar Mitzvah when I told everyone you look like Rosie O'Donnell because you don't. J.B.: I don't. Thomas: Hey guys? I hooked up with Kirby. I'm like, really into her. Costa: Okay seriously Thomas, that's like cool and all, but she's like always been around. It's like hooking up with J.B., but her tits are smaller. J.B.: Hey. Costa: I'm just saying. Kirby's sort of like, one of us. Tonight's about the girls we never had a shot at. Tonight's about changing the game.

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Rob: [knocking on the door] Hey, Thomas. Look man I don't want to be a dick here or anything, but your friend Oliver came by earlier and told me you guys were having a little party but this is too much. Thomas: Yeah. We actually should be winding down like midnight, maybe 1. Is that okay? Rob: No, it's not. I'm sorry. The baby can't sleep and Melinda's gotta be up early for work. Costa: [walks up] Fuck yeah! My boy Rob is here to rage! Good to see you, brother. Rob: Whoa, yeah. Actually I'm not raging, but I'm just telling Thomas it's time to shut it down. Costa: You can't be serious. This is a great party. What the fuck? Rob: I am serious because it's 11:30 at night and it's time to wrap it up. J.B.: Hey, hey, hey. Why don't we just bring everyone to the back and lower the volume a bit. Rob: Guys, this isn't a request! The party's over. Costa: I guess we're just gonna have to agree to disagree then, aren't we? Rob: Listen to me. Thomas, either shut it down or I'm calling the cops. Fin

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Thomas: [on the roof, looking at the party below] Is this big enough to be cool? Costa: Game changer. [The crowd below is chanting Thomas' name] Are you hearing this? This is your fucking Party man! Thomas: You're right dude. I needed this.

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Rob: [as the riot police close in] Hey Oliver! Great party buddy. [points to a flaming tree in his front yard] You owe me a fucking tree, you piece of shit! Costa: All we were doing was trying to have a good time, you cocksucking motherfucker! This is your fault! Rob: I'll kill you, you fucking punk! You know where you're going? You're going to jail you motherfucker! You're gonna-OW! Costa: Yeah! That's my boys! Suck my dick, Robert! Suck my fucking dick! Dad: I just didn't think you had it in you. Thomas: I know. Sorry I let you down. Dad: No, I literally didn't think you had this in you. So uh, how many people were here? Thomas: Uh, 15 hundred. Couple thousand maybe. Dad: Wow. Thomas: You should have seen it. It was awesome. Dad: Well, you're still fucked Thomas.

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Thomas: Kirby I'm really sorry about what happened. I didn't know how to handle it. But I think I do now and that's why I'm here. My life right now, it's totally ruined, okay. I practically burned down my whole neighborhood. Probably bankrupted my parents. I'll be in debt until I die. But, the only thing I care about fixing right now is this. So, I'm sorry. You're still mad. I get it. But if you are talking to me about my next birthday, I'd really like to spend it with just you. Kirby: You're... Thomas: So we're cool again? Kirby: I never said you were cool.