Mad Max

Jim the Goose: [whilst in a restaurant with MFP assistants] It was like slow motion. He leaves his seat and goes through the windshield, headfirst straight into the tree, right? And then bounces back through the windshield. And by the time we got to him, he was just sitting there, trying to scream with his face ripped off. [pause] What's the matter? Restaurant Patron: Not hungry anymore. Jim the Goose: Give it here.

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Fifi: [when Max is trying to quit the MFP, once again] They say people don't believe in heroes anymore. Well, damn them! You and me, Max, we're gonna give them back their heroes! Max: Ah, Fif. Do you really expect me to go for that crap? Fifi: You gotta admit I sounded good there for a minute, huh?

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Max: I'm scared, Fif. You know why? It's that rat circus out there. I'm beginning to enjoy it. Fifi: What is this, funny week? Max: Look. Any longer out on that road and I'm one of them, you know? A terminal crazy... only I got a bronze badge to say I'm one of the good guys.

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Pick-up truck driver: Oh my God! What happened? Jim the Goose: I don't know, man, I just got here myself!

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Jim the Goose: [via radio] Max. Max: [via radio; Max is in his yellow interceptor, ready to move out] Go ahead. Jim the Goose: We are 100% SNAFU. Max: You ok? Jim the Goose: Nothin' a year in the tropics wouldn't fix. Max: Much damage? Nightrider: [cuts in, via radio] You should see the damage, bronze. Huh? Metal damage, brain damage. Heheheh. Are you listening, bronze? Born with a steering wheel in his hand and lead in his foot. He is the Nightrider cruising at the speed of fright! This is the Nightrider, and we ain't never coming back! I'm a fuel-injected suicide machine! I am a rocker! I am a roller! I am the out-of-controller! I am the Nightrider!

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Fifi: What's this? Max: I'm through. Fifi: Again? Max: No, not again. I'm through. I'm quitting. Fifi: Sit down. Max: I didn't come here to discuss it, I came here to say it. I'm through. Fifi: Now just a minute! Alright, so the Goose bought it, but that's the way he always came in the world... Max: -Off beat!

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