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That's a vagrant fliolation!

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It's an honor to be able to start this 600-mile race here on Memorial Day. Boogity, boogity, boogity! Let's go racing for those who made the ultimate sacrifice, boys!

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Warden Burns: As warden, I can approve buying a copy of A Dance with Dragons for the prison library to go up on the Game of Thrones shelf. Now, the only problem is that The Winds of Winter and A Dream of Spring have yet to be published so those aren't available. Well, I can't do anything about what I can't control. Naaman: That is total bullshit! George R. R. Martin was supposed to deliver The Winds of Winter to his publisher over two years ago. Warden Burns: I know that was the original deadline. That's what it says here. But I'm reading to you from the Wikipedia page. It also says that Martin had a grueling promotion schedule or something, and it's interfered with his writing schedule. He's failed to complete The Winds of Winter. Naaman: That don't make no sense. Those two guys who transferred in from Federal last month knew about all the new stuff with the hot chick and her dragons. Warden Burns: No. I'm telling you, I believe those two inmates had that information from watching the

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Jimmy Logan: We need, like, a computer whizz, like one of them Facebook boys. Fish Bang: I know everything there is to know about computers, okay? Jimmy Logan: Do you? Fish Bang: All the Twitters, I know 'em.

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Clyde Logan: A real bank vault? Jimmy Logan: Yeah. It's a tough one, too. I looked it up on the Google.

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Joe Bang: You Logans must be as simple-minded as people say. Clyde Logan, Jimmy Logan: People say that?

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Reporter: What do you think of the robbery? Woman on the News #1: Well, I heard that they're calling it "Ocean's 7-Eleven", 'cos they found that truck with the money behind a convenience store.

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Sadie Logan: I finally know what song I'm gonna sing for Talent! Jimmy Logan: What song? Sadie Logan: Umbrella by Rihanna. Dylan Chapman: When Rihanna sings Umbrella, she's not really singing about a rain umbrella. She's really singing about her vagina. It's code. Jimmy Logan: Who told you that? Dylan Chapman: Everybody.

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Joe Bang: Well, hello. I guess someone grew up. What's your name again, little Logan? Mellie Logan: Mellie. Joe Bang: Mellie! Mellie, Mellie, Mellie. That rhymes with... smelly. Nice. Clyde Logan: Shut up.