Hannah Montana, season 3

Lilly: [enters Miley's room and sneaks up beside her and yells] MILEY! Miley: [falls off the bed] You know if you didn't have that whole Miley/Hannah thing over me, Bang! Zoom! Lilly: Yeah, yeah, I'm shakin' in my boots, speakin' of which, I can't wait to wear these tomorrow at the Mack & Mickey in the Morning Show. This is gonna be so awesome! Hannah Montana and her peeps who keep her grounded. Eeep, I'm a peep! Miley: Did you put extra sugar in your sugar crunchies again? Lilly: Just a little bit. I'm so excited! I didn't slept last night. Miley: That makes two of us. I had a dream that you would not believe. You were about to kiss…I can't even say it. Lilly: Who was I about to kiss? Miley: …Jackson! Bleah! {waits a few seconds} Why aren't you bleah-ing with me? Lilly: Well... Miley: {imitating Lilly} "well.." is not an option. It's either blah or uggh, pick one. Lily:: But I really like him. Miley: [in really fast voice]Jackson loving freak o' nature say what?

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Miley: [Lilly, Miley, and Oliver are sitting at the beach. Lilly is staring at Jackson and sighing, Miley hits her and says] Stop that. Oliver, tell her how ridiculous this is! Oliver: Miley, can you tell the sun not to rise in the morning? I mean, can you tell the wave not to crash on the shore? Miley: You've been watching soap operas again? Oliver: No, it's just, uh…my Grandma came in town. She's visiting…uh… Miley: Yeah, you have.

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Miley: [Jackson picks up a puppy and tries to find his mommy and Lilly sighs] Lilly, please. Lord Voldemort would look cute with puppy, snap out of it. Lilly: You know, this is all your fault anyway. You're the one who had that stupid dream, and I was perfectly happy crushing in silence and stealing hair off the brush when no one was looking. Miley: What? And by "what", I mean EWW!

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Mailman: [Robbie is playing the guitar, the mailman rings the bell and Robbie opens the door] Robbie Stewart? Robbie: That would be me. Hey, first, tell me what you think of this. [sings] I'm super cute, super hot, I'm the girl you like a lot, I'm super super girl! I'm super super girl! [stops singing] What do you think? Mailman: I think you're super super weird! Robbie: The gardener loved it.

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Jackson: [Miley is asking Jackson if he feels the same way for Lilly] Huh! Miley: Huh, what? Jackson: I'm starting to think about Lilly that way. Miley: No, no, wrong way, go back. Jackson: No, no, she's cute, she's smart, she's not a kid anymore. Jackson likey! Miley: And Miley pukey!

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Mickey: There might be some tension in the Hannah posse. Hannah: Tension, what tension? There's no tension. No, no that's just a little thing we do and we're like, Hey Lola! [spits]; Hey Jackson! [spits] Mike: Yeah, that's just how we roll, yo! [spits in Hannah's face]. Hannah: Thank you Mike, thank you for the help. Mike: [Points at Mack] Word! Mack: Oh, from your mother? Hannah: It's actually to your mother. Mack: Oh, it's to your mother, you're right, I never know. Hannah: You never know.

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