Stardust

Quartus, Quintus, Sextus: Secundus! Secundus: Sextus, Quartus, Quintus, you're alive! [the three shake their heads] Oh. I'm- Sextus: -stuck like this until the new king is crowned. Secundus: I was that close. Quartus: Least you haven't lost your looks. [he, Quintus and Sextus snicker] Secundus: Oh, please, you're not annoyed about that whole murder thing, are you? I'm mean, that was ten years ago. Quartus: Yeah, great deal of good it did killing me, didn't it, Secundus? Because now, of course, you are King of all Stormhold. Oh, sorry, wait, you're dead.

Stardust (2007 film), CC BY-SA 4.0

Dunstan: I thought I heard you come in. [notices Tristan is holding some ice against his eye.] What happened? Are you hurt? Tristan: No, I'm fine. Dunstan: Humphrey again? Tristan: No, actually, it was the Guard. The Guard of the Wall. Dunstan: (disbelieving) Tristan, he's ninety-seven years old. Tristan: Well, that's given him plenty of time to practice then, hasn't it?

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Tristan: [having crashed against and falling on top of Yvaine] Mother? Oh! Oh, Mother. I'm so sorry. Are you all right? Yvaine: No, I'm not, and I'm not your mother, so get off me! Tristan: [stands up] You're not my mother? Yvaine: Do I look like I'm your mother?

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Tristan: [to Yvaine] Excuse me, but have you seen a fallen star anywhere? Yvaine: You're funny. Tristan: No, I'm serious. We're in a crater; this must be where it fell. Yvaine: Yeah, this is where it fell. It is. Or, if you want to be really specific, up there is where this weird, bloody necklace came out of nowhere and knocked it out of the heavens when it was minding its own business. And over there is where it landed. And right here, this is where it got hit by a magical, flying moron!

Stardust (2007 film), CC BY-SA 4.0

Bishop: [toasting the princes] To the new King of Stormhold. Whichever of you fine young men it might be. The Princes: To the new King of Stormhold. [They acknowledge him and drink. The bishop's face contorts and he collapses, dead. They look uncomprehendingly at their cups, and then eye each other suspiciously. Tertius breaks the atmosphere with a laugh, then chokes and dies] Septimus: [To Primus] You- Septimus: You really thought you were king? Primus: You killed the bishop. Septimus: No, Primus, I think you'll find that you killed the bishop by drinking from the wrong cup. [Primus looks crestfallen] Oh look, once you've finished wrestling with your conscience, I suggest you return to your chamber. Leave the quest for the stone to me.

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Yvaine: You've got a Babylon candle? Tristan: Yeah, I have a bubbling candle. Yvaine: A Babylon candle. Tristan: That's what I said. Yvaine: You said "bubbling."

Stardust (2007 film), CC BY-SA 4.0