Legion

Amy Haller: So, do they let you throw a little party here, or...? David Haller: Yeah, they clear out the furniture. We get a DJ. Amy Haller: Really? David Haller: No. We do get better drugs, though. Amy Haller: Really? David Haller: No. It's just Thursday. My 260th Thursday as a passenger on the cruise ship Mental Health. On the plus side, I have mastered the art of eating with a spoon, so...

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Dr. Kissinger: You have something to add? Syd Barrett: No. Please keep talking so we can all pretend that our problems are just in our heads. David Haller: What does that mean? Syd Barrett: It means that you're in here because somebody said you're not normal. Like normal is this suit we're all supposed to... But you know who else wasn't normal? Picasso, Einstein. Lenny Busker: Ooh, I like her. I like you. You got what the kids these days call moxie.

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Why are the hot ones always so crazy?

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You know, when a plate breaks, you don't fix it. You just get another plate. So I tied a knot.

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Clark Debussy: Okay, so I'm clear, you're saying after you entered the body of a woman and escaped from a mental hospital where all the patients had magically been sealed inside of their rooms, you think you saw me getting out of a car? David Haller: Well, you don't have to be a dick about it, and, yes, it was you.

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Rational David: I'm you. Your rational mind -- you're having a breakdown, a stress response. Your power is kicking in to save you, it created me. You did. David: And you're... British? Rational David: Like I said, I'm your rational mind.

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