Harry and the Hendersons

George: I have no doubt that you saw him, but what really happened is when you saw him you were so scared shitless that you crashed your precious 10 Speeder into the stop sign, bumped your head on the curb and probably scared him half to the death in the process! All right, that's what really happened, isn't it? ISN'T IT? Bicycle Man: [anguished] Yes!

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Ernie: Hey, Dad. What if it's him? George: Who? Ernie: Bigfoot. George: Bigfoot... ? Ernie: Holy shit! Sorry, Dad. George: That's okay, I was looking for the right words.

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George: What are you looking for? Man: Guns, just any gun! George: We've got some big guns and some big-big guns. But I'm afraid I'm all out of big-big ammo!

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Sarah: Is that not the pelt Grandma left you, Mom? Ernie: He must think it died and is giving it a funeral. Nancy: It was already dead when Grandma gave it to me. Ernie: Already dead? Who killed it? Nancy: Well, I did not kill, nor did Grandma kill it. Some rancher killed it...to make money.

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George: He walked into our kitchen and was eating out of our refrigerator. I thought he was going eat me, but he ate our daughter's corsage and then ate our goldfish! Sergeant: And where is he now, Mr. Henderson? George: In the bathroom. Sergeant: Oh, of course. How stupid of me.

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[on the phone] No, no. No Bigfoot here, Sergeant. I was just joking. It's just a prank. Uh, I'm not even George Henderson. You must have reached the wrong number. We're on our own.

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