Black Widow

Alexei Shostakov: Why the aggression, huh? Is it your time of the month? Yelena Belova: I don't get my period, dipshit. I don't have a uterus. Natasha Romanoff: Or ovaries. Yelena: That's what happens when the Red Room gives you an involuntary hysterectomy. They kinda just go in and rip out all your reproductive organs. They just get right in there and chop them all away. So you can't have babies. Alexei: [overlap at 'chop them all away', disgusted at the detail] OK, OK, you don't have to get so clinical and nasty! [sits] Yelena: Oh I was just going to talk about Fallopian tubes. OK!

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Natasha Romanoff: Here's what's going to happen. Melina Vostokoff: Natasha, don't slouch! Natasha: I'm not slouching! Melina: You're going to get a back hunch. Alexei Shostakov: Listen to your mother. Natasha: Oh my God, this… Alexei: Up, up! Natasha: All right, enough! All of you! Yelena Belova: I didn't say anything, that's not fair!

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Alexei Shostakov: Never family, huh? In my heart, I am simple man. And I think that for a couple deep undercover Russian agents, I think we did pretty great as parents, huh? Melina Vostokoff: Yes, we had our orders, and we played our roles to perfection. Natasha Romanoff: Who cares? That wasn’t real. Yelena Belova: What? Natasha: That wasn’t real. Who cares- Yelena: Don’t say that. Please don’t say that. It was real. It was real to me. You are my mother. [tearfully glares at Melina] You were my real mother! The closest thing I ever had to one. The best part of my life was fake... [deep exhale] and none of you told me. [bangs table; to Melina] And those agents you chemically subjugated around the globe? That was me. Mmm. [to Natasha] And you, you got out. Dreykov made sure no one could escape. Are you gonna say anything? [Natasha remains silent and looks away] No. [brushes off Melina] Don't touch me. [leaves with vodka bottle]

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Yelena Belova: Okay, you got a plan, or shall I just stay, duck, and cover? Natasha Romanoff: My plan was to drive us away! Yelena Belova: It's a shit plan.

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Natasha Romanoff: How many others are there? Yelena Belova: Enough.

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Valentina Allegra de Fontaine: [blowing her nose] Sorry. I'm allergic to the Midwest. What this woman did? Honestly, I can't even imagine. Yelena: You're not supposed to be bothering me on my holiday time, Valentina. Valentina: Oh. Bothering you? Oh no, no, no, I’m just here paying my respects. Yelena: Mm. You know, coming here makes you look desperate. Valentina: [laughs] Oho-kay! Yelena: I want a raise. Valentina: Oh yeah. You and me both. Believe me…you're gonna earn it. [pulls a tablet out of her purse] I've got your next target. Thought I'd hand-deliver it. [opens the tablet and hands it to Yelena] Maybe you'd like a shot at the man responsible for your sister's death. [the tablet contains a photo of Clint Barton] Kind of a cutie, don't you think?

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