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  • Larry David: Curb Your Enthusiasm

    One thing I admire about Hitler - he never took any shit from magicians. [...] [<i>imitating Hitler</i>] Where is the rabbit? Show me the rabbit!
    Larry David
  • Larry David: Curb Your Enthusiasm

    Cheryl: That wasn't nice of him to say that but here's this guy trying to get a job and what have you done? Larry: What have I done? I haven't done anything. I was insulted, don't you see that? Cheryl: Are you going to write him a letter now or something? Larry: Write him a letter.."Dear prick, I'm sorry you're a prick." Cheryl: Okay, that's not gonna help.. Larry: "I didn't know you were such a prick when I called.." Cheryl: Okay- Larry: "..but it really turned out that you were! In any event, would you please give this young man a job?"
  • Larry David: Curb Your Enthusiasm

    Who do you think has more freedom: the married man in America or the single man in Communist China?
    Larry