The Sandlot

Benny: Man, you think too much! I bet you get straight A's and shit! Smalls: No, I got a B once. Well, actually it was an A minus but it should have been a B.

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Narrator: Even though none of us had ever seen a Playboy magazine, which we constantly lied about, we figured going to the pool was the next best thing to being there. It wasn't really the pool honeys, like we said; because, if any one of them had come up to any one of us, we'd have just peed our pants. We all went because, well, because Wendy Peffercorn was the lifeguard. Benny: [watching Wendy on the lifeguard chair putting on suntan lotion] Oh, man! Yeah Yeah: Yeah, yeah. Too cool. Timmy: She don't know what she's doing. Tommy: She don't know what she's doing. Benny: Yeah, she does. She knows exactly what she's doing. Squints: I've swum here every summer in my adult life. And every summer, there she is. Lotion. Oiling. Oiling! Lotion. Smiling. Smiling! I can't take this no more!

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Oh, my God! I can't believe you!

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