Quotes

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Fester: Marcus, score us some nacho chips and some radical salsa. Marcus: Dude! Fester: None of that green stuff.

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Radical!

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Dude!

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[aiming gun at clerk] Open up the cash register. That's right, dude. Us three bone heads are sticking you up. Open up that register before I have to get nasty. Excuse me, sir. Could I please use your telephone?

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Tum Tum: Can I be Monster Destroyer? Or how about Super Killer? Colt: How about Super Dork?

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Fester: Hey, dude. What time does school get out? Hammer: I don't know. I never stayed to the end.

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Fester: This kidnapping is so much better than armed robbery. Hammer: Yeah, I never got a pizza on a robbery.

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Okay, none of you little dudes move until those two dudes get back!

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Rocky: We should run. Tum Tum: We should hide. Colt: We should kick their butts!

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Colt: I'm Colt, because I'm fast. He's Rocky, because he's solid, and he's Tum-Tum because he'll eat anything. Tum Tum: I won't eat dog poop.

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Fester: Okay, Marcia Brady or Laurie Partridge? Hammer: Rather do Laurie. Fester: Cool. Okay, Cheryl Ladd or Farrah Fawcett? Hammer: Tanya Roberts, dude.

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Fester: Alright. Operation: Kick Butt is about to commence. Synchronize watches. Hammer: What time is it? Fester: I don't know, anybody got a watch?