Weeds

(Reassuring Nancy that Judah didn't discuss their sex life) The guys who still have sex with their wives usually don't want to jinx it by saying something out loud.

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Nancy: You know the rules.. Josh: One of your own kind, deal to your own kind. I'm putting the love in the glove.

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[Watching a video of her daughter] I should've had an abortion.

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Isabelle: Did you see my kick? Celia: Yeah, I wanna see more running out there, Isa-belly, now that's what burns the fat.

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Shane: Do you think I'm weird? Judah: Totally weird, but you're awesome. Αnd I wouldn't trade you in for any other almost-ten-year-old on earth. Shane: What if there's life on other planets and there's an unbelieveable, amazing ten year old out there? Judah: Why would I trade down? To me, you're the best dude, you are the amazing unbelievable Shane Botwin.

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Celia: Dean?? You awake? (Buzz go the hair clippers) Isabelle: (In the morning, at the breakfast table) Did your hair go to boarding school in Mexico too?

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