The Cure

Erik: Who's there? Dexter: Are you asking me? Erik: Are you spying on me? Dexter: No, I'm working on my mud fort. What are you doing?

The Cure (1995 film), CC BY-SA 4.0

Erik: Hey! What would you do if I come over there and whooped your ass? Dexter: How long would that take? Erik: About ten seconds. Dexter: I'd wait until you're finished and then I'd continue working on my mud fort. Erik: You mean you'd just let me beat you up? Dexter: I'd try to stop you but I'd probably wouldn't be able to. I'm not very big. Erik: Well, in that case it'll only take five seconds.

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Erik: My grandmother says you're going to hell. She says you'll suffer external torture from a billion flames, hotter than the center of the sun. Dexter: Hmm. She must be some kind of genius. Erik: What? Dexter: Well, my doctor's really smart - he says he has no idea what happens to people after they die. If your grandmother knows she must be a genius. Erik: She's a clerk at K-Mart.

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Erik: How old are you? Dexter: 11. Erik: Jesus, you're a midget. Dexter: Well, if you look at the lower limit at what's considered normal for my age - I'm only 4 inches shorter.

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Dexter: It seems to me that the depth of the water would be the key. Obviously in the middle of the ocean the shark would win and on dry land the lion would win. So, how much water are we talking about? Erik: Two and a half feet. Dexter: ...and how big is the shark? Erik: Eleven feet. Dexter: I still say that the lion would win. Erik: Wrong. Dexter: How can you be sure? Erik: ...because I did research on it at Stanford University; shark won easily.

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Tyler: Hey, how much you pay for that faggot? Hey...you guys took a wrong turn - this is a "no homo" zone. Erik: I ain't a homo - and neither is he. He got it from a blood transfusion. Tyler: Well then, what's that awful smell? Erik: Well see, we was walking across the grass when we accidentally stepped in your mother.

The Cure (1995 film), CC BY-SA 4.0