40 Days and 40 Nights

[describing the importance of women's power of abstinence] Women have been doing this since...the beginning. It's all part of the system. But you're taking the power and you're fucking with the system. Now, you realize that we can't let this happen, hmm?

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[describing the typical sexuality of men] They're like animals. Their whole lives revolve around their penises.

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I've jerked off three times since lunch and I've still got this fucking hard-on.

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Ryan: One: you can't do it. You just can't. This isn't a personal attack towards you. I'm just saying that no man can do it. It goes against nature. The male was biologically designed to spread his seed. You're gonna piss off the seeds, Matt! It goes against science! You wanna be the guy who goes against science? Matt: And two? Ryan: And two: are you out of your fucking mind? You're the guy who can't finish a sandwich, you think you can go 40 days? Did your brother put you up to this? Matt: No. In fact, he's been about as supportive as you are. Look, this doesn't affect you in any way. Ryan: Oh, this affects everybody...

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Ryan: Okay, I know you have some Nicole issues right now, but... Matt: I do not have any Nicole issues. Ryan: "Hi, I'm one of the many pictures of Nicole that still infest Ryan and Matt's apartment after six months." I mean she's hot, Matt. I don't mind looking at her. All I'm saying is, you have issues.

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Matt: Have you ever noticed a crack in my ceiling? Ryan: Dude, you're action packed with issues.

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