Quotes

"Public Services" [13.09]

Max:   And why do you think that? Sean:   Because of the way you're looking at me.

"The Morning After" [16.11]

  [upon being asked to admit the rumours about him and Jan being together]  Yes the rumours are true... Patrick and I are engaged!

"Walking the Line [21.46]

Stitch:   ...but I do care when you lose focus.  It might not be clear to those numpties in there but it's crystal clear to me. Guppy:   Hang on, I didn't do anything wrong— Stitch:   That's because I didn't let you.  What happens when I'm not around? Guppy:   That's not fair! Stitch:   [pushes Guppy into a wall]  Who said it was going to be fair?

"Seize the Day" [21.47]

  [to Stitch]  You've been behaving like a ****** all day.

"Seize the Day" [21.47]

Stitch:   [to Kelsey]  Do I detect the morning after the night before? Kelsey:   The morning after 8 pints with Dixie.

"Seize the Day" [21.47]

Stitch:   [having jumped into the back of the ambulance for a day with the paramedics]  Can I drive? Dixie:   No.

"Seize the Day" [21.47]

  Stitch, I think you are so out of order.

"Seize the Day" [21.47]

  [referring to the next day's meeting with the Health minister]  Sorry Nathan, patients to treat.  You'll have to count the paper cups yourself.

"To Love You So" [21.48]

Selena:   There's a firearm, in the treatment room and Harry's in there…[rushes off to save Harry] Maggie:   No…no…Selena!…no…oh my…

"Inheritance" [22.14]

Alistair Atwell:   [blocking Mike Barnicott in his car in the parking lot, confronting him about leaving his mother, Fiona Atwell]  I'm gonna stand here until you answer me. Mike Barnicott:   [annoyed]  Drop it, kid. Alistair:   What?  You walkin' out on her?  'Cause she's pregnant?! Mike:   You wanna ask her why I'm leavin'! Alistair:   She trusted you! Mike:   [angrily gets out of the car, under his breath]  That's enough.  [shouts]  Get out of my way, kid. Alistair:   You knock her up... Mike:   No, I didn't! Alistair:   And then you walk away. Mike:   I wouldn't touch her if you paid me.  [Alistair suddenly punches him in the jaw]  Aah! [he gives Alistair a panicked and angry look]  What'd you do?  Huh?  [he sees Alistair has an open wound on his finger] Alistair:   [apologetic]  I'm sorry-- Mike:   You cut your hand?! Alistair:   I-- I didn't mean to...

"For Auld Lang Syne" [22.19]

  [on phone with girlfriend, trapped with pregnant women in lift]  "No, I'm not shagging someone!  That's a woman in labour!"

"Sex and Death" [22.25]

  [about Ruth's suicide attempt]  We did this.  We failed her.  We let these people work here and expect them to deal with the emotions of life and death.  And there are those who slip through the net.  And those that feel isolated.  Those are the ones that we fail.  It's not going to happen again Tess.

"Sex and Death" [22.25]

  A month rolls by, and I didn't think it would be possible to work this hard and enjoy it so much.  But it is.  I love it.  Thank heaven for coffee though.

"Sex and Death" [22.25]

  Toby de Silva.  A boy with a silver spoon in every orephus.  My competition.  Not much of a contest.  A donut in human form.

"Sex and Death" [22.25]

  I'm not planning suicide till I'm 60 or my boobs look like spaniel's ears

"Sex and Death" [22.25]

Jeff:   What time is it, Dix? Dixie:   Oh, I don't know Jeffrey; what time is it? Jeff:   IT'S BEER O'CLOCK!

"The Great Pretenders" [22.35]

Toby:   Talk to me. Ruth:   Is that supposed to be funny?  What are you going to do?  Talk me better?

"All You Need is Love" [23.31]

Alice:   Have you ever tried to stop Kelsey getting drunk? Big Mac:   Ah, yes, and I still have the bite marks Alice:   What! Big Mac:   Take one for the team, Alice

"All You Need is Love" [23.31]

Ruth:   [to the stranger]  Hi, I'm looking for a plus-one.  Do you have a smart suit? Kelsey:   This is my ex-friend Ruth and my soon-to-be ex-friend Alice. Zoe:   [arrives]  Evening ladies! Ruth:   [hugging Zoe]  Zoe!  Zoe, what do I wear to a surgeons dinner?  Well, what would Mr Jordan like me to wear? Zoe:   Probably nothing.  [they laugh]  Someone’s had a bit to much to drink! Ruth:   [whispers to Zoe]  I'm going to be sick. Zoe:   Lovely.

"All You Need is Love" [23.31]

  We are in so much trouble.

"All You Need is Love" [23.31]

Alice:   She’s going to miss her own leaving party, and she’s probably lying dead in a gutter. Zoe:   That’s right, Alice, you look on the bright side.

"All You Need is Love" [23.31]

Jay:   And that's the three rules of life according to Jay. Kelsey:   Yeah, I can read! Maggie:   But you spelt breakfast wrong!

"No Fjords In Finland – Part One" [23.47]

And the father is… Charlie Fairhead.

"Dawn of the E.D – Part One" [24.01]

Adam:   [finds Heather following the fire not moving]  Heather, hey, Kitten, say something Heather:   Please stop calling me kitten.

Inconvenient Truths" [24.39]

Grace:   [having arrived with a cut hand, she gives her details, written on a tissue, to Shona]  It's all there.  And don't let any crackheads jump the queue Shona:   [types very slowly]  There you are!  All registered  [Grace walks away]  Plastic surgeon will be with you shortly…

Inconvenient Truths" [24.39]

  [finds Ella at the side of the road; to passerby]  Did anyone see what happened to her?  No?  So she just fell from the skies did she?

"Something to Live For" [29.23]

Caleb Knight:   You can't actually be expecting us to work those hours, surely?  They're crippling.  We're going to be exhausted. Connie Beauchamp:   Then I suggest, Dr Knight, you shock us all, and use your bed for sleeping.

"Excess Baggage" [29.24]

Dylan Keogh:   No, it clearly said nil by mouth. Connie:   Did Bryan know that?  Did anyone explain that to him?  Obviously not. Dylan:   No, it was an accident.  I really wouldn't get too obsessed about it, there are many more alarming things going on out there today. Connie:   Please, spit it out. Dylan:   Well, er, Lily is dead on her feet, er, Evan, Ethan, whatever his name is, is having a nervous breakdown, the tall one is completely unmanageable… Connie:   Your concern is commendable, shame you don't know their names.

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  [to Megan]  You're dying.  But you're not dying alone.

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  [about her husband having to wait]  He's not drunk, mad, or taking crack powder.  So he's not priority.